Jump to content

Stupid question stupid awnser


Conall Drest

Recommended Posts

A: Make a profit out of it!

Q: Do you think Fertilizer makes a good brownie mix?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 1.9k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • Lilacs

    412

  • Leo K. Lighthouse

    274

  • Sol-Ratcht Saporro

    271

  • Kal

    194

A: Only if you dissolve it in paint remover

Q: Why do these gambling "chips" taste like plastic?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

A: That'll be the extra flavouring they someties toss in.

Q: Why is 56k so flaming slow?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Obviously because we aren't motivating it enough, as we need more fire.

Oh and has anyone seen the pin for this? *Holds up pinless grenade*

Link to comment
Share on other sites

A: Yes, but I am using it to hold a dress on my dummy so just hold on a second.

BOOM!

Q: Was that the oven timer? I don't want my brownies to get all hard and dried out.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

x_x No...I don't think it was that... *Cough, Thud*

Ding!

Ok that was it... can I have some brownies x3?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

A: Sure! Now, don't mind the paint remover frosting, it seeped into the actual brownie mix and it's kinda mushy.

Q: Anyone want the extra frosting? It matches the color of the pan! :(

Link to comment
Share on other sites

A: Me please! I swallowed some paint the other day.

Q: Does anyone know where I can find good, cheap paint for a cake mix?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

A:nothing

Q:What is the square root of a piece of pie?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Ze anzwer iz zimple. I shall demonztrate az followz: *starts writing long complicated equation*

An zo, ve zee zhat...Hey, vhere'd ze pie go?

*wipes apple filling from lips* I have no idea. >_>

WHO ZTOLE ZE PIE!!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

A::(.....>_> *burps some pie crumbs* he did points to the poster 2 posts up

Q: Who likes blueberry & strawberry mixed pie together

Link to comment
Share on other sites

...You sick *******.

Oh really? I happen to like strawberry pie.

Hmph. The only good kind of pie is beyond human tastes.

And that would be?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

A: I see no question

Q: Does sticking a screwdriver in an active power point increase your brain cell count?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

A: I dunno *tries it, comes back looking like he spent too much time at a Van-de-Graph* und zat iz vy E=mc squared.

Q: vy am I speeking vith ein deutch accentz?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Snytbaggen

A. The electricity messed up your brain cells to think you're german.

Q. Why do my feet smell funny?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

A: Because they are telling you they like you

Q: Is there supposed to be green stuff coming out of the gaps in my toes?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

A: Because when plants were being made, God had waaay too much green paint left over

Q: Are there any more brownies?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

A: I think so, it was a large batch

Q: What is the recipe for said brownies?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

A: Fertilizer, Paint Remover, and if you want add in your own special ingredient. (Just make two batches mmmmkay?)

Q: Who's gonna make me cyanide cupcake for my birthday? ^_^

Link to comment
Share on other sites

A: I dunno but one time this creepy man in a trenchcoat gave it to me then next thing you know I was up in a tree drooling.

Q: What's a tree? @_@

Link to comment
Share on other sites


×
×
  • Create New...