The Shaper Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 And you keep saying "home from the streets." Well you know what dude? Everyone has a street in front of their house that doesn't make you cool.Oh! We got a comedian huh?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Taranatar Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Doofus # 2: Hey, what's this?Doofus # 3: Idunno. Let's play catch with it!Me: Oh no, they've got the fusion bomb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Doofus # 2: Hey, what's this?Doofus # 3: Idunno. Let's play catch with it!Put the bomb away, before I take it away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Taranatar Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Doofus # 4: Hey, let's all play with that!Me: O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Doofus # 4: Hey, let's all play with that!Me: *Shoots all 4 doofuses.* Guards, take the bodies to the radioactive shark tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Taranatar Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Me: I've gotta hide that fusion bomb better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Me: I've gotta hide that fusion bomb better...Why don't you have a seat? Take a seat right over there.*You sit down.*How about you give me the bomb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Taranatar Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Me: Okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Me: Okay.*Takes the bomb.*Now I'm afraid no one can touch this, lord knows it caused enough trouble last time I was here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Taranatar Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Me: Yeah. Thankfully, I know where the other two are. One's in a Necron tomb, about to detonate any second now. The other is in the ocean.Youngla0450: ORANGE STAR!!! PLEASE READ!!!!!Me: GAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Me: Yeah. Thankfully, I know where the other two are. One's in a Necron tomb, about to detonate any second now. The other is in the ocean.Youngla0450: ORANGE STAR!!! PLEASE READ!!!!!Me: GAH!Don't worry, my men are already at the locations of the other bombs and are dealing with them as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Taranatar Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Me: NO! I want the one in the Necron tomb to detonate! If it doesn't, and the Necrons awaken, you'll have no idea what will be unleashed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Me: NO! I want the one in the Necron tomb to detonate! If it doesn't, and the Necrons awaken, you'll have no idea what will be unleashed!*Holds up a necron skull.* Yes I do, fine. Boss guy to Ryder, come in Ryder.Ryder: Ryder here, what do you need?Don't deactivate the bomb bad news.Ryder: Okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Taranatar Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Me: That's not a Necron. Necrons are zombie robots with guns that shoot bolts of green lightning that tear you apart on a molecular level. When they awaken, they won't rest until all life on this planet is dead. Not even bacteria survive their purgings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Me: That's not a Necron. Necrons are zombie robots with guns that shoot bolts of green lightning that tear you apart on a molecular level. When they awaken, they won't rest until all life on this planet is dead. Not even bacteria survive their purgings.You underestimate my forces, you just assume that some "zombie robots" are better then everyone else? Well I got news for you, it doesn't matter what game their from, what enemies they face, they are nothing compared to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Taranatar Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Did I mention their tombworlds are spread throughout the entire galaxy? That's right. There are entire planets that are tombs for them. And if their gods, the C'Tan, get involved, it won't be pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Did I mention their tombworlds are spread throughout the entire galaxy? That's right. There are entire planets that are tombs for them. And if their gods, the C'Tan, get involved, it won't be pretty.I'm sick of hearing about war hammer 4000 or whatever the hell the game is.(Sorry for the f bomb, but we all know what it is here.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Taranatar Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I iz sorry. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I iz sorry. I am too, but I have been hearing about it non stop since it game out, about how @$$ kick the space marines are. They are still humans. It doesn't matter how old they are, or who genetically altered they are. THEY ARE STILL HUMANS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Taranatar Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Tell me about it. There are websites full of 40K-wankers, and it's hard to find a debating site without them. In case you're wondering why I brought the Necrons up, it all began when I decided to look up exactly what 40K was. I lost some of my sanity in the process, temporarily became obsessed, and brought the Necrons up here. Sorry for any and all annoyances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Tell me about it. There are websites full of 40K-wankers, and it's hard to find a debating site without them. In case you're wondering why I brought the Necrons up, it all began when I decided to look up exactly what 40K was. I lost some of my sanity in the process, temporarily became obsessed, and brought the Necrons up here. Sorry for any and all annoyances. It's not just you, it's everyone who ever played the game is talking about "how ****ing great it is" and how "if space marines existed then they would rule the universe." It's mostly the space marines too, they aren't that great. Necron fans can be just as annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Taranatar Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I haven't played it, I just looked up the background information, and it was enough to drive me nuts. I still haven't fully recovered, and it's been more then two years.As for the fandom, with only a few exceptions, they take it FAR too seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I haven't played it, I just looked up the background information, and it was enough to drive me nuts. I still haven't fully recovered, and it's been more then two years.As for the fandom, with only a few exceptions, they take it FAR too seriously. I couldn't agree more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 As for the fandom, with only a few exceptions, they take it FAR too seriously.As with most fandoms, there are a few who take it far too seriously and ruin the whole fandom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 As with most fandoms, there are a few who take it far too seriously and ruin the whole fandom. If only that was the case here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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