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NukinGAS usual

drooPINGAS usual

SniPINGAS usual

regrouPINGAS usual

the nuking one wouldnt work...unless

carpet bombing cairo while flying a plane with my left hand and in my right throwing a ball threw a hooPINGAS usual.

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the nuking one wouldnt work...unless

carpet bombing cairo while flying a plane with my left hand and in my right throwing a ball threw a hooPINGAS usual.

yeah probably xD
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Strange how the crazy ones always survive the apocalypses isn't it?

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/04/father_gregory00.jpg

Indeed.

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And why did I just tell you to bowl with a wall-nut?

BECAUSE I'M CRAAAAAZZZY!!!

DOES THAT MAKE ME CRRRAAAZZZZYYY

DOES THAT MAKE ME CRRRAAAZZZZYYY

DOES THAT MAKE ME CRRRAAAZZZZYYY

POSSIBLY

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Hunter= "Hey kid, want some candy?"

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(*listen to classical relaxation music while reading sloooowly*)

fresh . . . high quality . . . premium and genuine . . . satisfaction garaunteed . . . perfectly hand crafted . . . time taken and aged for proper degree of overall quality . . . fine and coarse with the greatest and most sensitive clean tools . . . perpetuately mild in audacity . . . suits any moment at any time . . . the perfect and proper gift . . . most stunning detail and best of appearance . . . as delicious as it is attractive . . . comes in multiple all-natural flavors . . . 100% fresh and all-natural . . . with a touch of our tradition.

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One time the army bombed my buddy Keith.

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Hey, I ever tell yeh about the time mah buddy Keith got married? Heh, see, it's a trick question. Keith didn't get married.

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So if I got this right and I have no reason to doubt myself, then Keith has broken both his legs, burnt 185% of his body, lived in a graveyard, got mugged by a homeless man, got teargassed by the cops and cried for a whole year, got attacked by a gator, drowned in the tunnel of love, snuck a paint-gun on to a rollercoaster, made home-made bumpercars with Ellis, got sawblade wounds on more than 90% of his body, got bombed by the army (not just regular bombs!), fell down? an open man-hole, got paved over. WHAT A GUY!

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Guest Mr. Mario

:krystal: He has now the moves of a deadly combination of Bruce Lee, Steven Segal and John Claude Van Dam.

What? No Chuck Norris?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWJWgk1bp_M

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My dog won't stop staring at me.

It's like he's trying to figure out what I"m doing.

Just sitting here at the table with my laptop.

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[glow=green,2,300]URANIUM[/glow]

[glow=orange,2,300]PLUTONIUM[/glow]
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So if I got this right and I have no reason to doubt myself, then Keith has broken both his legs, burnt 185% of his body, lived in a graveyard, got mugged by a homeless man, got teargassed by the cops and cried for a whole year, got attacked by a gator, drowned in the tunnel of love, snuck a paint-gun on to a rollercoaster, made home-made bumpercars with Ellis, got sawblade wounds on more than 90% of his body, got bombed by the army (not just regular bombs!), fell down? an open man-hole, got paved over. WHAT A GUY!

I always knew there was something wrong with that guy.  :oops:
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[glow=orange,2,300]PLUTONIUM[/glow]

EINSTIENIUM

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Everybody needs a copy of the black horse courier!

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Does anyone else find the Slippy emote to be kind of creepy. Theres just something about its face that unsettles me. :slippy:

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QUANTONIUM

YOUR MOTHER!

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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ALWAYS, I WANNA BE WITH YOU

AND MAKE BELEIVE WITH YOU

AND LIVE in

HARMONY

HARMONY

OH LOVE!

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ALWAYS, I WANNA BE WITH YOU

AND MAKE BELEIVE WITH YOU

AND LIVE in

HARMONY

HARMONY

OH LOVE!

YES EPIC WIN!! 

by the way it is BELIEVE. :lol:

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