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Powering up Airwing #2753-07

Don't crash that one either! And stay away from the eject button!

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All the missiles are under my control not the governments! Why do you think they put me in solitary confinement for 8 months? Because I can launch nuclear missiles by just whistling into a phone!

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Hugh Morris? I have a better thing for you like, Hugh Suck, or Hugh Reek. or, Hugh should try some deodorant once in a while. I even have your theme music.

*singing*

Hugh are you? Hugh Hugh, Hugh Hugh

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"WHAAAAAAAAAATT"

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"I will never be afraid again. I will keep on fighting to the end. I can walk on water, I can fly. I will keep on fighting 'til I die!"

-Basshunter's "I can walk on water" song.

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NOW FEATURE THE COFFE CORE

COOOOFFEEEEEEEHHHHH!

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"Heh, didn't even scratch the paint!"

-Dave in RE5

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"So long! Be adequate!"

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IN RIGHT HAND BOND, IN LEFT HAND INSANITY!!!!

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I AM Phenomenal, and so am I

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... my brain hurts.

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Which reminds me you're going to need a new microwave.

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Ha ha. I put holes in the flamethrower.

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WHY DOESNT THIS PAINT WORK *using wrong end*

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I need to kill fast and bullets too slow!

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Church: WTF are you guys doing out here? You're breaking the canyon!

Griff: F**k off, blue - a ship just crashed on one of our guys!

Church: What, this ship?

Simmons: No, another ship; then that ship left, and this ship crashed in the exact same spot!

Church: Where'd it come from?

Griff: It's a spaceship - it came from space.

Church: *Looks from Simmons and Griff to the ship, then back to Simmons and Griff* Dibs.

Simmons: What?

Church: Dibs. I just called dibs. This is my spaceship now. Dibs.

Simmons: No it isn't, jack@$$! We found it first!

Church: Yeah, but you didn't call dibs; I did.

Griff: You can't call dibs on a spaceship! That's ridiculous!

Church: Uh, yes I can - Dibs. See? I just did it again. Now, get the f**k away from my ship, tomato can.

Simmons: Don't call me tomato can.

Griff: Try and take it, then.

Church: Uh... okay. Sheila?

Sheila (Talking Tank): You bet!

Griff: F**k! You forgot about that, too, didn't you?

Simmons: Yeah, kinda.

Sheila: Now step away from the ship, tomato can.

Griff: Ha-ha! Tomato can!

Sheila: You, too, lemon head.

Griff: Hey - I'm orange, not yellow!

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"You gotta watch those Indians. Turn your back on them for a second and they steal your land!"

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