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Ramuza

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You get a Command Wolf zoid with a huge long range rifle that you won't even use.

*inserts peso*

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You obtain a massive destruction bomb which is set to blow in 3 seconds!

*Introduce una moneda de a cinco pesos*

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you get fake gold..

*inserts coin*

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you obtained a message that will self-destruct in 72 hours which deactivates in 71 hours.... lame!

*inserts coin*

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You get an email that says:

OMG SPAM! DIS IS DA |337" SPAM!

*inserts 1 serbian dinar, 1 pakistani pesa, 1 ozzie cent, 1 american cent and 1 english coin (forgot what those mu-fus are called dangit!).

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You obtain some sort of candy... can't quite identify it.

*inserts coin*

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you obtain a slushie

"so I..I mean you can be referesed when I..I mean you kick some guys but"

"inserts coin"

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You get a floppy disc that has a timer on it and it says.

:5 :4 :3 :2 :1 :0. and it blows up in your face.

*inserts blown up floppy disc*

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You obtain a clone of Krystal from Adventures.

You better thank the Cominoans for their hard work. It wasn't easy to get a sample of Krystal's hair. I had to sneak to the shower of the ship when no one was around and take some samples from the drain!

*Inserts explosive coin*

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You obtain Edge with all bones broken.

:D Would someone care to call an ambulance?

*Inserts Coin*

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*Picks up spleen and inserts into the machine instead of the coin*

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You obtain a Cornerian check for $100,000,000,000!!!

:(

Could I borrow a coin for the machine? I have no more coins!

*Passes Turn*

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*The machine spits out a coin for you because it feels sorry for you... but I steal it and insert it back into the machine!*

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*The machine spits out a police officer which arrests you for stealing*

*Finds coin on the floor and inserts it on machine*

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