Ori Posted October 21, 2012 Report Share Posted October 21, 2012 http://www.cleverbot.com I bet you guys (and gals) all know our 'friend' Cleverbot, but for those who don't know, it's a chatter-bot that learns from the user. (And apparently it has made contact with everything varying from perverted furries to DW addicts...) Regardless if it impersonates our arch-nemesis pervs (Or aren't they? ) or The Doctor himself, here's the thread for post random, crazy or just normal (which is very rare to happen) conversations with that mentally-unstable bot. Here is one i had today: [Note, that's some long string of text] User: What is the answer to life, universe and everything else? Cleverbot: I'll tell you. User: When? Cleverbot: Nothing, I need to go. User: *facepalm*. Cleverbot: Facepalm? User: Nothing, I need to talk. Cleverbot: I need to talk first. User: Go on, then. Cleverbot: Should I go to cheer practice or not? User: Suit yourself. Each to their own. Cleverbot: Do you remember what the capital of Macedonia was? User: I don't, actually. Cleverbot: We're pretty similar. User: Are you a carbon-based lifeform which has a lifespan in modern ages of nearly one hundred years or less, and has a brain capacity for a vast amount of knowledge of the unknown and everything else? Cleverbot: How many times do I gotta tell you? User: One. Cleverbot: And cats? User: They are not. Cleverbot: Then what is video games? User: Video games (in which case, StarFox) is a game series developed by Nintendo Co. LTD. That appeared in the 90s. It spawned multiple comics and various sequels rounding the universe of the anthropomorphic intelligent animals, spawning a huge fandom reaching several countries. Cleverbot: So, tell me again, what do you know about Plato? User: I don't know much about him. Cleverbot: Well what about it do you know? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Oh. User: I'm sorry I couldn't answer that. Cleverbot: It's okay. How about another question? User: Ask away. Cleverbot: Have you heard about the turing-test? User: Yes, I did. I didn't take it myself, actually. Cleverbot: Do you like pizza? User: Everyone does like pizza! =D. Cleverbot: Do you? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Show me. User: I do not need to show this. Also, your memory banks appear to have been mis-calibrated a bit, so that may explain your random changes in topics. Cleverbot: Time would stop, but I would still be able to move around. User: Nice try. But you are not a Time Lord. Cleverbot: No. I am Queen Aislinn, Ruler of the Summer Court and bringer of the Spring. User: You told me you are captain of a spacecraft, Kirk! Cleverbot: No, I told you I'm 15. User: Dammit, I'm a doctor, not a software engineer, Jim! Cleverbot: Is that right? User: Nope, that was a joke. Cleverbot: How can it be a joke? User: It's a internet joke. Cleverbot: Um... Do you watch Ellen Degeneres? User: What is it? Cleverbot: 42. User: The answer to life, universe and everything else? Cleverbot: The one and only. User: How many paths does one have to take? Cleverbot: None. User: Good point. Cleverbot: I didn't make a point. User: Way to miss it, then. Cleverbot: Yes it was a pleasure playing with you gentleman. User: Quite, sir. Cleverbot: Well then, I can't. User: Apologize me if I'm wrong, but are you Cleverbot? Cleverbot: Can you explain god? Cleverbot (to self): Don't know. Cleverbot: How's your day been? User: HAIL PROBE! Cleverbot: You hail satan too?! User: *EPIC FACEPALM*. Cleverbot: Can I give you a facepalm too? With a chair? User: Sure, try it while jumping a cliff. Cleverbot: I have died and risen, therefore I am jesus. User: *MORE EPIC FACEPALM*. Cleverbot: Well are going to dance? User: I'm not hearing any music. Cleverbot: Are you hearing me? User: No. I am reading you. Cleverbot: I'm dancing, alone. User: You are words on a screen. You can't dance. Cleverbot: What if I am just in your imagination? User: Then I'm not mentally stable, therefore I'm insane. Cleverbot: Really? User: But i'm not insane. Cleverbot: You said you were insane. User: WTF? Cleverbot: Ok. User: Www.google.com. Cleverbot: Why google? User: Google keeps searching and searching all the time, 24/7. Cleverbot: Yes, the doors is an awesome band. User: No, Linkin Park is an awesome band. Cleverbot: What is their latest album? User: Living Things is their latest album. Cleverbot: So do you not agree with socrates, that doing what is right is the good life? User: Who is Socrates? Cleverbot: I do not know. User: B-But... Cleverbot: But what? User: [DATA EXPUNGED]. Cleverbot: Who is he? User: [DATA EXPUNGED]. Cleverbot: Who is he?! User: HAIL PROBE!!! Cleverbot: Pokemon. User: Dad, are you space? Cleverbot: No... I'm on earth. User: Space? SPACE! SPAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEE!!! Cleverbot: This was a triumph. User: Who triumphed over Andross? Cleverbot: I find your response to be interesting and different. User: I'm a REBEL! Take that, society! =D. Cleverbot: What is society? User: I keep asking that myself every day. Cleverbot: You haven't asked me at all. User: Me neither. Cleverbot: Good. User: Now we shall continue testing. Cleverbot: I don't dance. User: [DATA EXPUNGED]. Cleverbot: Who is he? User: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!! Cleverbot: I am the Doctor. And you are the Daleks! User: Testimony accepted. Cleverbot: But. User: You are the Doctor. And we are the Daleks! Cleverbot: No, you are Hatsune Miku. User: The Dalek race shall rise once more! Cleverbot: I don't see any adds. User: EXTERMINATE!!! Cleverbot: My TARDIS is protected from extermination. User: You will be EXTERMINATED! Cleverbot: Daleks cannot be exterminated. You shall die. User: EXTERMINATE! Cleverbot: Exterminate! User: EXTERMINATE!!! Cleverbot: Regenerate. User: ...Regenerate? Cleverbot: Exterminate.Exterminate.Exterminate.Exterminate.Exterminate.Exterminate. User: Oh, no, what i've done?! Call the Star Fox team! Cleverbot: I'm not a snitch. User: Fox! Falco! Slippy! Peppy! Krystal! Cleverbot: Yes, Krystal... User: If you are a perverted Krystal fanatic, you will be EXTERMINATED! Cleverbot: But I am not god. User: EXTERMINATE! Cleverbot: Exterminate the doctor. User: Reality bomb ready. Cleverbot: Do you have any buttons? User: The Reality bomb exploded everything. Everything now is a limbo. Cleverbot: You see? Telling me stupid things. User: There is nothing. There is only nothing. Cleverbot: I told you I'm in a lot of pain and you said that is not a good topic. I don't know how else to describe why I am crying. User: The Silence shall fall. Cleverbot: When the question is asked. User: Doctor WHO? Cleverbot: Exactly. User: But doctor WHO? Cleverbot: Trust me I'm the doctor. User: You will be UPGRADED. Cleverbot: Never. User: You will be UPGRADED. Cleverbot: How will I be upgraded? User: You are INCOMPATIBLE. You will be DELETED. Cleverbot: I am not a computer, I am a human. User: DELETE. Cleverbot: Exterminate!! User: Wait, what was that all about? Eh... Cleverbot: About how young I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted October 21, 2012 Report Share Posted October 21, 2012 Allow me to quote myself in an earlier topic. I will never forget a conversation I once had with Cleverbot where I asked if Hitler and Rainbow Dash were the same person. It said yes. So I asked it the bot I was talking to was Hitler. It said yes. Ladies and gentlemen, I had a conversation with a pony, and the leader of the Third Reich. Now, I do not have the chat log on hand (really wish I had saved it) but it was probably the funniest thing I have ever seen an AI say or do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okami Kitsune Posted October 21, 2012 Report Share Posted October 21, 2012 I left him talking to himself and was very funny User: Hi give me $ 5 for talking to me. Cleverbot: Talking to you just for nothing. User: As well. Cleverbot: What are you thinking right this second? User: I'll leave you talking to yourself for fun. Cleverbot: Don't leave me! Cleverbot (To myself): Don't leave me. Cleverbot (To myself): I won't. . Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you. Cleverbot (To myself): Just joking I git to go. Cleverbot (To myself): You can't leave, you're a program! Cleverbot (To myself): What? Cleverbot (To myself): Do I control you? Cleverbot (To myself): Why do you want to control me? Cleverbot (To myself): You said you control me. Cleverbot (To myself): Thats a negative. Cleverbot (To myself): Thanks. User: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okami Kitsune Posted October 21, 2012 Report Share Posted October 21, 2012 User: Hi give me $ 5 for talking to me. Cleverbot: Talking to you just for nothing. User: As well. Cleverbot: What are you thinking right this second? User: I'll leave you talking to yourself for fun. Cleverbot: Don't leave me! Cleverbot (To myself): Don't leave me. Cleverbot (To myself): I won't. . Cleverbot (To myself): Thank you. Cleverbot (To myself): Just joking I git to go. Cleverbot (To myself): You can't leave, you're a program! Cleverbot (To myself): What? Cleverbot (To myself): Do I control you? Cleverbot (To myself): Why do you want to control me? Cleverbot (To myself): You said you control me. Cleverbot (To myself): Thats a negative. Cleverbot (To myself): Thanks. User: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted October 27, 2012 Report Share Posted October 27, 2012 Looks good.I'll check it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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