Best Minecraft death message ever

[Pgpaw3]

So I was shot into lava by a skeleton and fell into lava. Then the lava glitched and I fell straight through it and out of the map, and then I get this nice message.

 

"Pgpaw3 burnt to death bungee jumping to escape bunyip."

 

I have my language settings on Australian if you were wondering.

 

So what do you guys think? Have you had any good death messages from games?

[Snys93]

God of War 3

 

YOU ARE DEAD

 

Plain, simple, direct and most of all...obvious.

[Sarita]

Terarria has really fun ones. One of my favourites was a fall death.

 

 

"____ didn't bounce."

[Arashikage]

"Generic user 101 just got a lead enema from Arashikage's M4"

 

"Generic user 101 was picked off by Arashikage's PSG1... Plink!"

 

"Arashikage said 'Goodbye cruel world!'"

 

I like Urban Terror's death messages

[Ori]

Excerpts from Quantum Conundrum's list of "Things You Will Never Experience" when the player dies;

 

#257: Welcoming our robot overlords (just covering all contingencies).

#904: The zombie apocalypse (maybe this is for the best).

#23: Accomplishing your dreams. (Unless your dream was dying alone in a mansion, in which case - good job.)

#796: Finding out what's beyond the next door (because it's really cool, and you don't get to know now).

#557: Rediscovering your childhood (one that doesn't involve being dead).

#91: Getting old enough to... wait... Hold on, I'll remember it...

#106: The ridiculous price of college tuition in seven years (seriously, for a state school it'll be like $95,000).

#21: Winning the lottery (but let's face it, that was pretty unlikely anyhow).

#79: Outliving... oh, just about anything.

#49: Being better at this sort of thing than you are right now. Actually, being better at absolutely anything than you are RIGHT NOW. Or, were.

#67: Learning to ride a bike (hey, based on your skill here, I'm just assuming).

#90,245: Eventually dying of unrelated causes many, many years from now, content in your old age.

 

I could go on all day.

 

Also Portal; Prelude's test supervisors' message upon the player getting stuck in a panel impossible-to-open from the inside:

 

"My, that was incredibly stupid."

(Note that the player is basically stuck there for, like, ever.)

[The Shaper]

Terarria has really fun ones. One of my favourites was a fall death.

 

 

"____ didn't bounce."

That reminds me...

 

11:05 PM - The General: >singleplayer hardcore

11:05 PM - The General: >have it all

11:05 PM - The General: >so much metal

11:05 PM - The General: >a wonderful 2 story mansion I planned on screencapping for Rob

11:05 PM - The General: >a large map I was filling in with information via sailing

11:06 PM - The General: >sandbank

11:06 PM - The General: >crash

11:06 PM - The General: "The General Hit The Ground Too Hard."

11:06 PM - The General: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

11:06 PM - The General: That is NOT SUPPOSED TO HAAAAPPEEEEN

 

I'd nominate Terraria for the best death messages, if this were a poll.

[Fox-Shot]

Skulltag: adding "fell to far" to a game you couldn't originally die from falling in.

[jeth]

The best death message I ever got was on HALO: Reach matchmaking.

 

A blind man sniped you.

[Gene Inari]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveANiceDeath

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