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You've been called into the Mafia... what is your name?


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SF-O Name: Morose Salvatore Delucci

 

Real Name: Decrepit Carlo Milano

 
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Harlow: Razor Blade Alphonso

 

Name: Shoot 'Em Up Paolo

 

(Freaky, the latter's my real name in Italian o.0)

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As it's been already discovered:

 

Drasiana: Alice Slapnuts

Real Name: Sandra the Suit

 

I think I win

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I firmly believe you need to go change your name to Alice Slapnuts. Then we can just CALL you Sandra the Suit and that'll be the end of that.

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SF-O Name: Bald Lana Mancini

 

Real Name: Angry Little Ruth

 

Bald... angry? Well, I could see how being bald would make one angry. :P

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SF-O Name: Bald Claudio Brassi

 

Real Name: Dapper Ralphie Tagliano

 

Steam Screename: Trap Door Leo

 

Gonna have to use at least one of these as a username somewhere.  Either that or we should all put these names into our personal texts. :-)

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Aiden O'Conner: Hemorrhaging Marco Rizzo

 

My real name: Fabrizio Moonshine

 

haha

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SFO Name:  Headless Bruno Marino

Misc Name:  Gino the Jerk

Real Name:  Hemorrhaging Marco Costanza  (<_<  Let me say that THIS is NEVER going to be my "official" mafia name...)

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Alright, this cant end too badly.

 

SFO name is... 

Autistic Roberto Greco
 

What the flying fuggernuggets.

Well my real name cant be too

Stefano Lottaspaghetti
 
 

I hate.

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Fedora= Petty Crime Alphonse

 

Other Username= Retarded Guiseppe Santorini

 

Real Name= Salvatore The Fish

 

Something tells me the Mafia ain't fer me. On the other hand, I tried the quote generator and found one tha' kinda fits me in RL.

 

"When I'm done mouthin' off, I'm gonna smash ya arm" - Petty Crime Alphonse

 

OR

 

"I love you's like I love a good revolver"

 

....Yeah no, that much cheese'll give me gas anyway. 

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Ala1n-J : Motor Mouth Luigi

ALA1N-J (dA name) : Razor Blade Cosimo

Real name : Lucky Fabrizio Greco



Hmmm, I think I'll go with the first one.

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SFO Name: Don Bruno Marino

 

Real Name: Alley Cat Pietro

 

Might go with the first one

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Real name:

Anna the Fruit

 

Username:

Claudio the Suit

 

 

I'm officially less cool in real life.

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Steam Name: Jackie the Stink Eye

 

SFO Name: Jake Gunindapants

 

Real Name: Dapper Donato de Luca

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Don Claudio Greco... Well THAT'S not interesting

*Enters screenname*

LUIGI THE SNACK IS HERE

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Real name: Stammering Pietro Gravano

 

Did I stammer?!

 

Main Username: Angry Little Nicky
 
NOBODY CALLS ME LITTLE!

 

SF-O Name: Jake Gunindapants

 

As a matter of fact I am NOT just happy to see you.

 

(Current) Steam Username: Shifty Valentino Gallo

 

 

They calls me Shifty... don't know why...

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Let's see:

 

SF-O name = Swollen Giuseppe Gallo

 

Real name = Cold-Ass Lou Bruno

 

Safe to say I'll be using the one generated by my real name. It's a name that sounds like a pro wrestler's name.

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Real Name:

Tepid Giuseppe Santoro

... I don't get it. Do I even want to?

 

SF-O Name:

Stefano Rubberneck

... Rubberneck?! WTF?! Since when was my neck RUBBER?!

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Ninjadogyz: Rump-Thumpin Canadian

(Good one? Eh?)

My name: Played Out Tang Chasa

I like the first one better.

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Real name: Guiseppe Fatnose

 

SF-O name: Dapper Al Greco

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Since I'm part asian: Fok Yu

 

SF-O name: Commandant Heinz Messerschimt Von Fuherdalunk

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