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Harlow

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Redeemer: And by the way, he (Charles Martinet) says I'm a Princess and I take that as an official title....

 

 

official title

 

 

As of today, all preparations and formalities are completed.

SFO. Salute the new member of Nintendo royalty...

 

HRH Princess Hayley, Redeemer of Martinetia

 

 

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And now, the new Princess will offer her opening speech as the dawn of a new beggining shines on us.

 

 

Let us sing for this glorious moment

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Harlow you glorious son of a bitch.

 

WELL I AM PLEASED TO SEE I HAVE A LOYAL SUBJECT.

 

Snort-laughed forever by the way.

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You can't be Princess over the night. Official stuff n' shit.

 

We're waiting for the madam's opening speech.

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We're about to have a Monarchy aren't we?

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Anything happens, my body is ready.

 

One does not simply state that their body is ready.

 

Red: "Mwaaaahahahahaa. First it will be SFO, then the Eastern Hemisphere, then the world shall be mine!!!!" :P

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One does not simply state that their body is ready.

 

Red: "Mwaaaahahahahaa. First it will be SFO, then the Eastern Hemisphere, then the world shall be mine!!!!" :-P

 

Which is funny because the SF-O server is in the Western hemisphere so really once the East is taken it's all over for us.

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I'll need to think about what my first law should be.

 

Suggestions welcome.

 

Also I'm working on my speech, Harlow, have no fear.

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Now me princess and ruler of SFO, me can reveal true identity.

 

BEHOLD. ME COOKIE MONSTER.

 

Me has army of followers, me untouchable so do not even try to resist. Me has new set of rules and you all required to follow them. Me says rules are open to change at any time, but only me change them.

 

Rule 1.

Me not approve of food that is not cookie. All food is now cookie.

 

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Rule 2.

Me state that public holiday are waste of time. You all work in cookie factory now. No breaks. No birthdays. No Christmas. Santa not alive. Santa dead.

 

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Rule 3.

Me officially announce cookie shortage when I out of cookie. In this event, me accept cannibalism in your community.

 

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Rule 4.

No pr0nz. Only cookie.

 

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Rule 5.

All cookie belong to me. Me reserve right to take cookie at any time.

 

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