DZComposer Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 So, a guy has an argument with his girlfried. She calls her estranged husband. Husband shows up wanting to fight. Guy grabs his cosplay Master Sword and goes Link on the husband's ass.http://www.click2houston.com/news/two-men-hospitalized-after-sword-stabbing/-/1735978/24762634/-/w24ms1/-/index.htmlYou can't make this shit up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 They should craftily slip this in a LoZ game. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drasiana Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Did he also smash all the pots in their house? e: Thompson said the man grabbed a flower pot from outside and smashed it over his head. OH MY GOD 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Orange Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 I guess you could say the husband got the point. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneUnder Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 If you have an argument with your boyfriend, why would you call your estranged husband for assistance? That's like having a house fire and calling a serial arsonist. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scourge Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Best use of a replica sword Ever 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch93 Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 inb4 overprotective soccermoms try to get Zelda games banned :V 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unoservix Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 was he apprehended by an angry chicken? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlow Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Guess they guy didn't yell "HEY LISTEN!" enough for them to use reason. That estranged husband better be a bearded redhead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unoservix Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 it's hilarious because "two dudes fight over a girl, one of them gets stabbed by the master sword, flowerpots get broken" is pretty much the plot of Zelda already 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redeemer Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 That's pretty tragic but someone in the comments referred to Link as Zelda and got 3 likes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scourge Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 REFERRED TO LINK AS ZELDA and got 3 likes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Maybe he was trying to cleanse evil, thats what the sword was use for in the games. Better the Master Sword than Soul Edge if you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlow Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 it's hilarious because "two dudes fight over a girl, one of them gets stabbed by the master sword, flowerpots get broken" is pretty much the plot of Zelda already ...No chickens? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unoservix Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 ...No chickens? i'm waiting for that shoe to drop, plus in at least one Zelda game it's actually a pig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 I can't even imagine just how painful it would be, being stabbed with something like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarita Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 This is really everything I want out of a headline. It even gets better when you actually read the story. So classy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjrathbun812 Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Wow, how coincidental... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redeemer Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 I can't even imagine just how painful it would be, being stabbed with something like this. To be fair, by the sounds of it, the intruder thought it was a toy and just walked into it. So it probably wasn't too deep. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 At least he can say He survived what Ganondorf did not, the blade of Link. That's a straight pick up line right there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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