Clearwater Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 And another game from my young mind, this time, inspired by the swordfighting from the Monkey Island series. It's pretty simple. One user has to post an insult (Make sure it complys with the rules; see below), then the next user has to think of the cleverest comeback, and then post another insult below for the 3rd user to make a comeback and another insult. To keep this clean, I decided to make a couple of rules for this forum game: 1: NO overly insulting insults (F**k you, your mamma's s**t, etc.) 2: NO insults containing sexism, racism, homophobia, etc. Here's a good (And clean) example: USER 1: I got this scar once during a mighty struggle! USER 2: I hope now you've learnt to stop picking your nose. You're no match for my brains, you poor fool. USER 3: I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them. My handkerchief will wipe up your blood! USER 4: So you got that job as janitor after all. My wisest enemies run away at the mere sight of me! Let's have fun, keep it clean, and let's get the to a good few pages to start with. I'll start: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneUnder Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 You're correct - even the mirror couldn't take your face for long. Entire villages shout in terror at the mere sight of me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted March 15, 2014 Report Share Posted March 15, 2014 Ofcourse, they know a filth ridden, diseased, pant-less baboon when they see one. I will destroy you with my wrathful breath! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fedora Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 You should really try that new mouthwash. Behold my peerless wordsmanship! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 I wonder how peerless your wordsmanship is without that Webster in your hands. To date, I am undefeated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redeemer Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 Undefeated in having the biggest collection of Krystal pictures, congratulations. None can survive my wrath when I set my target. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russiandog38 Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 Ha! What is the wrath of a mouse compared to the wrath of my boot? Prepare yourself rodent! Nobody can defeat me, so why waste your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneUnder Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 Why, one's life is wasted as soon as they catch sight of the abhorrent thing that you call a face. The last individual that tried to best me in battle is in pieces! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redeemer Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 In pieces from laughter! Ha! I am by far the best at succeeding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneUnder Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 Perhaps succeeding at failing! I remain undefeated in the arena. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 In this shoe box?! Were your opponents helpless kittens?! I smite you with my wits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted March 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Wits? Not NITS? Every enemy I've met, I've anihilated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted March 29, 2014 Report Share Posted March 29, 2014 The hot dogs? Again? The blade of my sword cannot be beaten! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Its too bad your skills are not as refined as the steel you carry! Yield swine, you are cornered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 Too bad you're the one weilding the swine. People tremble and faint when they hear my name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted April 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 Even BEFORE they smell your breath? I have never seen such clumsy swordplay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 Perhaps not since you glanced at the mirror you practice in front of! I've not even begun to devastate you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 Funny, because this isn't even my Final Form! My Rebar Club is alot stronger than you think, knave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted April 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Yeah, but it's still not strong enough to hold off the REAPERS!! You know too little to be able to outsmart me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneUnder Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 It is a good thing that you only possess a third-grade education! All of my foes have run screaming at the mere sight of me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted April 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2014 Wow. You smell that bad? You're as repulsive as a monkey in a négligée! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 At least it looks better than you. I WILL be victorious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted April 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 Is that the BEST you can do? I'll hound you night and day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 Pffft. I guess I will beat you easier considering you won't get as many practices in. I'll snap you like a twig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 A twig truly such as you, surely! My anthropomorphic appearance strikes fear to my enemies' mind and soul! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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