Temple of SFO: Shrine of Ajc

[Thu'um]

Hello Pilgrims, Its high time I settled down a spiritual Home form my apostles. A wholly land as the scrolls of Ajc'isms foretold. It is here You can gain sacred knowledge of the teachings of your chat box Deity. And to start our temple, a corner stone. A tale from the beginning. Creation chapter 1, testimonies of the arrival.

 

And it was in fire a brimstone the blessed one arrived, but twas not as the scrolls depicted, but fire of heart and brimstone of spirit. His form was yet pure of the cloth from which the internet is woven.

 

It was on the first day he enacted the wrath, a topic of flame, the fires from which he bronze skin should be forged.

 

 On the second day he encountered a powerful man, a lord of the land of SFO. T'was this baron of Milk that pierced his skin and struck his heart with a tool of reason. ajc wandered for three days, the pain of his wound preventing him from posting. but it was on the third day he rebooted his Pilar and arose anew for evermore heartless.

 

The third day wandered upon a feast held in regard to the revalidation of the substance that constricted and supported their realm: setadpU muroF.   

 

And on the fourth day ajc ate among the children of the garden, the fruits of the feast. The all father DZ truly smiled upon his creations.

 

Alas, upon the fifth day the garden dried and caught fire as the children fought among themselves. The all father was quick to cut down his own garden and to banish the children whom had shammed him. And once more ajc set upon the trail a wanderer.

 

It was many Moons later that we revisit ajc. Not to be counted among the unfaithful ajc rushed to the promise of his eyes to find a structure, divine in its creation, and moral in its population. It would be here ajc would forge his divinity, and ascend to join the all father as : Ajc.

 

  Praise B!

[Scourge]

No.

 

Zimbabwe.

[Snys93]

No.

 

Zimbabwe.

 

Told.

[Dr. Orange]

Praise Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe be praised. 

[Gestalt]

And here we observe the ajc in its natural habitat .

 

​But soft, it spouts its mating call. Brilliant Display. This one's a lonely one that he is.

[Thu'um]

Disciple shen, you've taken head of the book of Ajc, "The Embodiment, lessons 3&4" " Make yourself in his image and you shall be gods. 

 

And now a sermon on Zimbabwe.

 

:It was from the holy city of Chat box, a prophet born. The executor had been taught proper in the temple of Ajc. One night upon his wanderings through the fabric of the internet he stumbled upon a truth, so bright he was temporally blinded. And such the fabric of SFO had folded so conjointly, manifested of the essence of internet, executor was enlighten with the teaching. Zimbabwe.

 

He returned to the city and proclaimed his new found wisdom and a crowd gathered. But so caught the ears of the temple elders. They came and sat in the crowd. Standing forth they denounced Zimbabwe, for if it is neither toiled by the hands of the all father or spoken by the mouth of Ajc, it must be evil.

 

The people wailed and sick'nd at the word and pleaded among-st themselves. And in that moment the sun parted and this was spoken forth, " For he who'ith discover grace on he internet shall please'ith his father, and that who proclaim it shall please Ajc" 

 

And thus Zimbabwe. 

[Dr. Orange]

Now I'm good. All is well in my eyes as Zimbabwe and peace flows. 

[DZComposer]

Oh, look! Narcissism!

[Scourge]

Oh, look! Narcissism!

AJC in a nutshell

["User"]

What in Celestia's name is this?