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geoprimedonna

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Granted but he forgot to send a card to you.

I wish I could have a Tank to drive instead of a car.

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Granted, but the local military mistakes you for the enemy and shoots on sight. I wish my tablet wasn't such a wreck.

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Granted but now computer is the Wreck!

I wish I knew how to make my own Half Life 2 mod games.

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Granted, but they are all MLP mods, and only bronies like them. I wish it was easier to stay in touch with my best friend, who is currently drawing me a fursona.

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Granted but then you get too busy to chat.

I wish Xcom Ranked Matches weren't always 10,000 points all the time -_-

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Granted, but now you have connectivity issues. I wish I had the ability to sign into my iTunes account.

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Granted, but your iTunes account now contains a virus that will destroy your motherboard.

I wish everyone can see my story exactly how I see it and/or want to see it.

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OK, but they lose interest.

I wish that I could meet Koji Kondo.

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Granted, but he only wants to hardcore RP. I wish the default Android keyboard still worked on my tablet.

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Granted but then your internet stops.

I wish I could Russia would stop being dumber than a box of rocks and be "friendly" again.

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Granted but now the US is dumber than a box of rocks and hostile. Wait, it already is... I wish I had the funds to acquire a WiiU.

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Granted but All the WiiUs are sold out.

I wish there were more Dinosaur games and movies out.

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Granted, but they all such major Dickhole. I wish I could disable autocorrect on my tablet keyboard. It is so fucking frustrating.

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Granted but then you get confused on a few words.

I wish I had pizza.

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Granted, but it gives you terrible stomach pains and nightmares for a week.

I wish my brother wasn't so obnoxious.

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Granted but then he gets too logical for his own good.

I wish I had all the seasons of Star Trek Enterprise.

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Granted, but you eventually learn to play it so hard that it gives you high blood pressure and you suffer from a heart attack.

I wish the new episodes of Spongebob were just as funny as the old ones.

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Granted, but the old ones were never funny to begin with. I wish I had the ability to donate to my favorite game servers.

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Granted but the scumbag hacker groups destroy the servers you donated to.

I wish I could have a Dinosaur suit.

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Granted, but it gets stolen, and someone spray paints, "damn scaly" on it. I wish I didn't have to go to shady Russian sites to get exotic cars in BeamNG.Drive.

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Granted but then their awesome stock gets bought out.

I wish I could drive a tank to work.

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