hoo Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Granted, but you flunked the second semester. I wish I had all of the Steam games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarFoxfan-FUR_ever Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Granted, but all of them crash as soon as you get to the main menu. I wish for a race car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Granted, but it is out of gas. I wish I had a card for Dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Granted but he forgot to send a card to you. I wish I could have a Tank to drive instead of a car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Granted, but the local military mistakes you for the enemy and shoots on sight. I wish my tablet wasn't such a wreck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Granted but now computer is the Wreck! I wish I knew how to make my own Half Life 2 mod games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Granted, but they are all MLP mods, and only bronies like them. I wish it was easier to stay in touch with my best friend, who is currently drawing me a fursona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Granted but then you get too busy to chat. I wish Xcom Ranked Matches weren't always 10,000 points all the time -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Granted, but now you have connectivity issues. I wish I had the ability to sign into my iTunes account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanfictiondreamer Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Granted, but your iTunes account now contains a virus that will destroy your motherboard. I wish everyone can see my story exactly how I see it and/or want to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoprimedonna Posted December 25, 2014 Author Share Posted December 25, 2014 OK, but they lose interest. I wish that I could meet Koji Kondo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Granted, but he only wants to hardcore RP. I wish the default Android keyboard still worked on my tablet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Granted but then your internet stops. I wish I could Russia would stop being dumber than a box of rocks and be "friendly" again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Granted but now the US is dumber than a box of rocks and hostile. Wait, it already is... I wish I had the funds to acquire a WiiU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Granted but All the WiiUs are sold out. I wish there were more Dinosaur games and movies out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Granted, but they all such major Dickhole. I wish I could disable autocorrect on my tablet keyboard. It is so fucking frustrating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Granted but then you get confused on a few words. I wish I had pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanfictiondreamer Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Granted, but it gives you terrible stomach pains and nightmares for a week. I wish my brother wasn't so obnoxious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Granted but then he gets too logical for his own good. I wish I had all the seasons of Star Trek Enterprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Granted, but they are on VHS. I wish I had the motivation to learn guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanfictiondreamer Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Granted, but you eventually learn to play it so hard that it gives you high blood pressure and you suffer from a heart attack. I wish the new episodes of Spongebob were just as funny as the old ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Granted, but the old ones were never funny to begin with. I wish I had the ability to donate to my favorite game servers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Granted but the scumbag hacker groups destroy the servers you donated to. I wish I could have a Dinosaur suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Granted, but it gets stolen, and someone spray paints, "damn scaly" on it. I wish I didn't have to go to shady Russian sites to get exotic cars in BeamNG.Drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Granted but then their awesome stock gets bought out. I wish I could drive a tank to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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