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I thought there was a topic like this once but it was either on another forum or it's gone? I don't know. Anyway, the idea is, confess something here that you'd usually not talk about. Keep SFO rules in mind of course, nothing serious or too personal, this is meant to be light-hearted and fun.

 

I'll start:

 

Today I thought I found a really good artist to follow on dA. She won me over with a really good Zelda-themed picture and as I went to her profile to click "Watch", I saw that she's a raving, rabid fan of TNMT incest, so I decided against it.

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My first favorite colour was Red.

I never have good facial hair.

I might be bi.

I am a furry.
I've fapped to a picture of CapptRob. And screamed "ROB IN PEICES NNNNNNG" 
Scourge and I get freak with it but it's not gay because we're friends.

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I used to think furries were people who wanted to hump animals. Now I cringe when I think about it.

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For the first time in forever, I'm actually happy and not just pretending.

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I hack wifi networks and kick everyone off. For fun.

I think some fursuits are scary.

I used to own a dog, but the majority of my shirts are cats.

I think mlp is okay.

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I'm a furry

 

oh wait

 

Uhh

 

Sometimes my mom and I just grunt and make stupid noises at eachother when we communicate. It's quite amusing actually

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I eat tunafish right out the can, when no one is around.

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I eat tunafish right out the can, when no one is around.

 

That's not all you do with it...

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During school, I tend to fall drowsy often at classes I can't understand wholly.

 

That or draw furries. Provided I don't have some retard stalking over my shoulder.

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When I was a cashier at Rite Aid, a girl called and said the instructions for her pregnancy test weren't on the box.  I found the empty box from the test she stole, and lied and said the test came positive based on the information she gave me.

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That's not all you do with it...

 

YOU SHUSH YOUR MOUTH

 

I also eat pickled onions by the jar. I can't get enough.

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I can't do multiplication tables. I just slowly laugh and say, "You're kidding, right?" And try to figure it out in my head.

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YOU SHUSH YOUR MOUTH

 

I also eat pickled onions by the jar. I can't get enough.

 

I eat pickles right out of the jar, too. I'm not a huge fan of many other pickled things, but I've had pickled quail eggs before and that wasn't too bad.

 

And I just realized you said you eat them BY the jar and if I let myself I'd probably do that too.

 

I also give my cat the empty cans of tuna when I'm making tuna salad. I can never get all the tuna out, but he sure does. Good kitty.

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When a customer is rude to me, I don't wish them a nice day.  That'll show em.

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I have a pretty unheathy addiction to Root-beer, am deathly afraid of bees, and my favorite snack of all time is microwaved popcorn.

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Sometimes when I am bored, I test out how stealthy I can be.

 

I have successfully stolen and or illegally acquired 12 quarters, a flimsy watch, a pair of gloves, three 12-packs of Dr. Pepper, a carrot and a pumpkin.   

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I eat tunafish right out the can, when no one is around.

 

Thank you for reminding me! Now I can hilariously contribute to this thread!

 

I usually eat orange juice concentrate straight from the can.

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I went to my friend's house to make a snazzy video. While he was changing into his fancy suit, I stole all his files on his computer.

But then someone else took the flash drive and took all the files back.

BUT I STILL FELT LIKE JAMES BOND. I WAS 11.

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