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Even though the Cornerians army isn't very good they have much more advance tech than Earth.

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Star Fox is a team of four and an mother ship. Corneria is a nation with more fire power than Star Fox. Also, General Peppy (Pepper if you're sticking with the classics) would hire Star Fox to take out the Americas, Europe, Africa, Asia, and last... Austalia. Corneria will have little problems with Antarctica, if any (no matter how pitiful they are, they aren't stupid enough not to fail against a few scientists digging for water).

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well.....I'm sure two crazy pilots will go and implant a deadly atomic virus to the main Cornerian mothership......sure...if it works on movies...why not in this case...[<----random]

Or, my favorite idea as always, XG's sock wolfen army and dash's FX cannon will be the ultimate planet defence...meh is not fun if XG, Slipp or Dash  re not here to keep with the joke @_@

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Plus, people on earth are too worried about killing eachother.

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Corneria would win. Firstly, Because we don't have an army that is mobile(or usable) in space, Corneria would be the one attacking, and if they were attacking they'd get it over and done with quikly so that we don't nuke them, ourselves and this planet back into the ice age.

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>_> Let's restart this topic in about a couple hundred years or so... when earth is gone (From humanity's own stupidity of course...) or we actually have the kind of tech to go up against Corneria...

and plus... I doubt Corneria would attack earth... they're more likely to try and establish peace with earth... then America would be like...

"BOMB THEM! >.O"

Then Canada would be like...

">_>; We so don't know those guys..." *Takes a step away from America*

I'm joking of course...

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Na, the BOMB THEM! part would be all Iraq,

America + Aliens = OMG HO NOES! MAMA ME-A!

The Mexicans would be like "screw America lets take there jobs!"

Germany :lol:

Japan would get Godzila and nuke the Cornerians quicker than a monkey on a speeding bullet!

China  :D;

Canada would be like...

">_>; We so don't know those guys..." *Takes a step away from the world*

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">_>; We so don't know those guys..." *Takes a step away from America"

xD

America: Aww crap, our meatshi- *wiped out of existence by some sort of laser bomb that Corneria sends*

Joking also, that was just too funny.

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xD

America: Aww crap, our meatshi- *wiped out of existence by some sort of laser bomb that Corneria sends*

Joking also, that was just too funny.

Now Asia, Europe, South America, whatever's left of North America, and Australia begin shooting random objects they se lying around at the Cornerian fleet. Things like, rocks, desks, office buildings, people, etc...

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This is undoubtedly the... most... well, stupid question I've seen. XD Earth'd win. How? They turn off the the SNES/DS/Gamecube/N64. XD

meant as a joke of course

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America would let them hang, if they come legally and don't bring their filthy religions in public spaces.

Canada would not notice what the hell is going on.

Mexico would try to take their jobs.

France would protest, but would do nothing about it.

Ireland would invite them to the local pub and ask if they have any good drinking songs.

China would want to trade weapon technology.

Japan and Germany would try to have sex with them.

Russia would kick out any xeno filth.

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This is undoubtedly the... most... well, stupid question I've seen. XD Earth'd win. How? They turn off the the SNES/DS/Gamecube/N64. XD

meant as a joke of course

Won't work. Star Fox ROMs are on the internet. Therefore, you must shut down the internet, which is impossible. Lose connection (not destroy) with the net and Earth will degenerate and humanity will die from lack of electricity. If that doesn't work, then Corneria will outlast the planet Earth, because, as long as electricity exists, the ROMs will not die, but the planet can still blow up.  8)

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O_o

Good thing this will never happen- hopefully.

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Won't work. Star Fox ROMs are on the internet. Therefore, you must shut down the internet, which is impossible. Lose connection (not destroy) with the net and Earth will degenerate and humanity will die from lack of electricity. If that doesn't work, then Corneria will outlast the planet Earth, because, as long as electricity exists, the ROMs will not die, but the planet can still blow up.  8)

Oh, touche! Hehe, I see.  O_o But there's a flaw there. If Earth blew up, all computers containing the roms would die, ergo, neither would win. And humans HAVE lived w/o electricity before. So... >_> I highly doubt humans would die.

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Oh, touche! Hehe, I see.  :) But there's a flaw there. If Earth blew up, all computers containing the roms would die, ergo, neither would win. And humans HAVE lived w/o electricity before. So... >_> I highly doubt humans would die.

You're half-right.  :) Theoretically, anything stored in the internet will not die even when the Earth loses electricity. So, even when humanity loses their precious computers, the internet will still continue to exist in the midst of time. When that happens, all ROMs will be immortal and humanity will only have a few billion years left 'til the Earth explodes from the Sun's death.  :P
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In all seriousness, I wouldn't say Earth would win. We have problems between our own countries, so how would we be able to face another planet?

And then jokingly, Earth has the greatest power ever: To suck up to those more powerful :P

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You're half-right.  :) Theoretically, anything stored in the internet will not die even when the Earth loses electricity. So, even when humanity loses their precious computers, the internet will still continue to exist in the midst of time. When that happens, all ROMs will be immortal and humanity will only have a few billion years left 'til the Earth explodes from the Sun's death.  :P

>_> You said 'Theoretically'. So never act like it's true. Besides... Humanity don't have a billion years left. Trust me. Besides, who's to say ROMs are exactly that? The internet is just a network of signals and CAN be killed. Just take away the main database. So, you'd best stop acting so snobbish. And please refrain from laughing at others. It's quite rude, indeed. And let's not start a debate. Now allow me to think what I want, because you won't change my answer to the question. =P Besides, I was simply imply we'd just need to shut down the game system/computer. Sheesh... >_>

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