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I use this one alot, but what the hell.

"There was a piece of bacon and a sausage cooking together in a fry pan, the sausage turned to the bacon and said "Geez, it's hot in here isn't it?", and the bacon replied; "Wow! a talking sausage?!".

*bows out*

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But you not even here.....

That's not a joke..... Off with da head. D:

j/k

Ahem....So I walked up to this horse and I asked, "Why the long face?"

: D

*is trampled by the horse*

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Ok, this rope walks into a bar and says "Yo, bar tender get me a beer!" and the Bar tender goes "sorry we don't sever your kind" so the rope goes out side, ties him self into a knot and frays his ends and walks back into the Bar. He takes a seat and the Bartender says " Hey, arn't you that rope that just came in?" and the rope goes "Frayed knot!"

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Okay so there were these two guys at a bar and one of them says, "Hey, I bet you twenty dollars I could leap off a building and the winds would carry me right back up to safety."

And the other one says, "Heh, you're on."

So the two guys are already on top of a tall building and the first guy leaps off the building and then comes back.

"Whoa...."The second guy says "Do that again."

"Okay no problem..." So he leaps off and then comes back

"Okay okay let me see this one more time. I just can't believe it."

"Alright then..." So he leaps off and comes back again. "Hey, I bet you twenty dollars that you couldn't do it."

"Are you kidding me? If you could do it so can I!" So the second guy runs off, takes a big leap and he falls to his death.

Then another guy arrives at the top of the building and says, "Superman, why do you have to be so mean?"

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A group of friars lived in a monastery. As with many monasteries, the friars found it necessary to run a small business to support themselves. They ran a floral shop. One day one of the friars brought in an exquisite find: a Venus fly trap. It was such a cute thing, they couldn't bear to sell it, so they just kept it on display. But after a while, it grew so big that flies were no longer enough to satisfy it. It ate cockroaches, but it kept growing. It ate mice, but it still kept growing. It ate chipmunks, squirrels, cats, then raccoons and dogs and ponies. Finally the villagers got wise to this and attempted to put a stop to it. But try as they might, no one could. One way or another, the friars outsmarted the townsfolk and raided their farms of large animals. Finally the villagers pooled their money and hired a professional named Hugh to come in and capture the friars. Hugh stormed the monastery, destroyed the fly trap, captured the friars, and turned them over to the police.

The moral of this story is: Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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"So Sheila did you hear about Linda?"

"No, what about her?"

"She gave birth to triplets three weeks ago then she got twins last week."

"What? How is that even possible?"

"She lost one of the triplets last week."

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