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WolfoxOkamichan

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*gets clunked upside the head*  YEEOUCH!!  *rubs head*

*pokes the next poster's eyes out with a TV antenna*

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*poked*

Wolf, can I borrow your eye patch?

:lol:

*hooks a microphone to a set of speakers, sets the volume to the max, and shouts*

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*blood explodes out of ears, falls over*

*swings a cricket bat around in an un-coordinated way, somehow hitting the next poster for a six*

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X_X (What about 7,8,9?)

*smothers next poster with a fluffy pillow*

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Teh fuffliness... TOO MUCH >_<

*drops a 9001lbs stack of furniture to the next poster*

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*places a trampoline under the furniture and it bounces back upward*

*9001 LBS Stack of furniture falls onto the next poster*

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*I step out of the way, and it all falls through the floor, then the next, then the next, then the next, taking all of their contents with it*

*9001 x 4 floors = a 36,004-pound stack of furniture falls onto the next poster who is standing in the bottom floor*

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*screams IT'S OVER NINETHOUSAND!!!!!! to shoot it back up in the air*

Hmm... Ahhh!

*wraps the next poster with dogleash*

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*slips through the leash and chains her first dog Cupcake*

Cupcake:

3734517881

Careful she bite. ^_^:P

*Dog attacks next poster*

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^ So lemme get this straight, You'd let Cupcake maul you while you're hitting me with a shovel?

FABULOUS! :)

*Gets hit then lets Cupcake finish salmon45 then runs to the next poster with her rabies*

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*snatches the hat off you before you get close enough*

I needed a new one. Thanks! ^^

*stuffs next poster into a tiny freezer and welds the door*

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*snips the cord with a pair of scissors*

>.>; *Stabs the next poster with the scissors*

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*POW* .... ouch.. grrr... *takes my metal detector and crashes it into the next posters head!*

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I have a metal plate in my head.

*the metal detector makes a high pitch sound that makes the next poster's ears bleed as well as my own*

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*doesn't feel a thing*

Man I'm thirsy! *drinks water, but realizes that the water leaks from his body*

WHAT THE HECK?!

*fires a swarm of plungers to the next poster*

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OW  OWWWW!  *gets lots of splinters*

I'm not going to feel so good in the morning...  Heck, I don't feel good NOW.  Ow...

*lifts the next person up into the ceiling fan on high speed*

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*shrugs it off as he was wearing a goalie mask*

bwahaha

*tears the EXTREMELY (and I can't stress that enough) DIRTY AND STAINED, urinal off the wall and chucks it at the next poster*

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*grabs disinfectant and sprays in front of him like mad at the flying urinal*

Yeah!  I cleaned it!!! :P

*gets clobbered by a clean urinal instead*

That....still.....hurt though.......x_X

*I regain my bearings eventually and stuff the next poster's head into a jar of jelly from the fridge*

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