absoludicrous91 Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 I am a huge film nut, and my favorite show, Mystery Science Theater 3000 is all about making fun of bad movies. Thus, here is a list of a few bad movies I have seen. Batman & Robin: Horribly acted/written/designed/directed/conceived. On the plus side, it's given me my Personal Information quote. Super Mario Bros.: Q: How are we gonna do this? A: LIKE MARIOS!!!!!!!!!!!! Toad and Bowser are humans, Yoshi is a slimy puppet, Luigi doesn't have a mustache, Daisy spends her time digging for dinosaur bones under the Brooklyn Bridge (!) and all of Bowser's henchmen look like Lurch from the Addams Family. My #1 "WTF!!???" movie. Santa Claus Conquers The Martians:Martians kidnap Santa to bring cheer to their emo children, and Santa ends up cheering everyone up. Immortal Dialogue: -"Who's in the air lock?" -"No one....NOW!!!!" Santa Claus: Mexican import in which Santa lives on an asteroid with Merlin, child laborers, and robo-reindeer. From the asteroid-castle he conducts his never-ending battle with Satan. Red Zone Cuba: My personal pick for the worst movie ever made. Uninteresting people do uninteresting things for two uninteresting hours. The writing is dreary, the actors sound and look sedated, and the whole thing is shot under the facsinating backdrop of the desert. (Making this worse is that some of the movie is supposed to be in Cuba, when it's obvious that the're still in New Mexico.) Unlike the above movies, it's not even "bad-funny"...it's just flat out bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starfox87 Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Ok, here's mine: King Kong Lives: A sequel to the 1976 version of King Kong. In that version, he's blasted full of holes by helicopters and then falls from the top of the World Trade Center. You hear his heart stop beating and see his eyes close. Then, in KKL, it says that he's just been in acoma for ten years and he's revived by an artificial heart. Also, everything I've read on King Kong states that Kong was the last of his kind, however, in this movie, they bring in a female giant ape and they have a baby together. It was just a terrible experience for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absoludicrous91 Posted September 2, 2007 Author Share Posted September 2, 2007 Ok, here's mine: King Kong Lives: A sequel to the 1976 version of King Kong. In that version, he's blasted full of holes by helicopters and then falls from the top of the World Trade Center. You hear his heart stop beating and see his eyes close. Then, in KKL, it says that he's just been in acoma for ten years and he's revived by an artificial heart. Also, everything I've read on King Kong states that Kong was the last of his kind, however, in this movie, they bring in a female giant ape and they have a baby together. It was just a terrible experience for me. UGH! Sounds like "Beyond The Poseidon Adventure": it's a sequel when some explorers look around the sunken ship- which is still sticking up in the air after supposedly being capsized. Movies like those two get made for one reason: MONEY! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starfox87 Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 I heard that KKL did so poorly that the guy who directed it stopped making movies afterward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absoludicrous91 Posted September 2, 2007 Author Share Posted September 2, 2007 According to the IMDB, he made one TV movie after that and that was it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbird22 Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 The worst movie I've ever seen is "Attack of the Gryphon". Don't get me started. Horrible movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 I know a lot of people love this movie, but the worst one I've ever seen is Space Balls. I give parodies a lot of credit, because they are usually funny. Not this one. Because it wasn't funny all the other stuff that was bad shined through: bad acting, bad plot, bad production values. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffNStuff Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Dwight, may the schwartz be with you! Anyways, the worst movie I have seen has to be the Super Mario Brothers movie. It is BY FAR THE WORST ONE EVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chiro-Chan Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 I have no idea... I have so many movies I hate... I'll probably have to say 'Monster House'. Immature humor, and the whole plot itself was stupid. I also thought the animation in it was terrible, but that's probably just me. Either way, I hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 I know a lot of people love this movie, but the worst one I've ever seen is Space Balls. I give parodies a lot of credit, because they are usually funny. Not this one. Because it wasn't funny all the other stuff that was bad shined through: bad acting, bad plot, bad production values. YOU HATED SPACEBALLS?! You must have an ice cold mind and heart to not like that movie. Jk. *shot* I hate natural disaster movies that are poorly constructed and have no scientific reality to them at all. "Category 6: Day of Destruction" is one of them. About a Cat-5 hurricane that forms... ...in Lake Michigan. Of course, then its supposedly so strong that they just add the sixth category to the Saffir-Simpson scale, even though it's supposed to be a DAMAGE scale, not an INTENSITY scale, and multiple vortices along with 200 MPH winds destroy Chicago. And if that wasn't bad enough, enter "Category 7: The End of the World." The hurricane moves to the Atlantic, grows insanely huge so that it can impact Europe and America SIMULTANEOUSLY, then heads right for Washington D.C., of course. Not to mention the addition of another category. And terrorists are making the hurricane stronger. *eyeroll* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syphe D. Mar Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 High School Musical. *expects flaming* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 High School Musical. *expects flaming* AMEN. If someone flames you, I'm on your side, :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Fox 111 Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Absolutely without a doubt 100% of my movie-hatred goes to North Fork. However bad the Super Mario Bros movie is, I'd gladly watch it five times in a row before having to look at the DVD case for North Fork. It's. That. Bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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