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Let's suppose you could marry Krystal Buranetto, if you both were in love and wanted to marry...

and the both of you do get married...

How would you like it to go?

Wedding, or elopement?

How would the ceremony be (if wedding)?

Where would it be?

Who would you invite?

What would the reception be like?

How about the honeymoon? (i.e. where would you take her?)

What of your future together? (Kids? House? etc....)

I'd have a wedding ceremony,

There would be an organist and a large pipe organ, like the kind you'd see in a church, playing Pacabel's Canon, Ave Maria, The Wedding March.  Krystal and I would write our own vows...It would be a sunset wedding. 

It would be on Corneria... in the garden of a seaside cottage.

Lots of flowers, potpourri...the garden would be lit with beautiful stained glass casbah lanterns.

We'd invite General Pepper (he would wed us), Fox, Falco, Katt, Peppy (and his family), Slippy (and his family), and Bill...We'd want to keep it small...plus, I hate my family

Our reception would also be in the cottage garden.

We'd have good food, a great [affordable/small time] rock band lined up, playing the best soundtrack

music of Star Fox, be it from a level, opening theme, etc.

We'd honeymoon on Zoness...or the Jungle Planet.

Our future...

I'd take up a job as a Cornerian Customs Agent...OR attend/graduate from the Corneria Fighter Pilot Academy,

and either join the Cornerian Military as a fighter pilot, OR Join the Star Fox Team...

If Krystal wanted, I'd get us that beautiful seaside cottage on Corneria we were married in as our home.

No kids, though...I'd "get the operation" to fix that.

I'd let Krystal keep her last name (Buranetto) since my family name isn't worth...

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If such a situation happened to me I'd have alot more on my mind then wedding plans that's for sure.

While not romantic, I'd probley opt for a small, quick, quiet wedding, and use all the money we saved to take her somewhere nice.

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Sorry to hear you hate your family. :wink:

Accepting the impossible event that she existed and the almost as unlikely "we love each other," here's how I answer the question.

We'd be married. Since the wife typically decides the details of the wedding, I'd let her pick the time and place, just so long as both our families and friends could attend. I imagine it would be a rather traditional wedding, within the exception that half of those attending wouldn't be human. If it were on Earth, I'd prefer the wedding location to be somewhere near my hometown. I'd invite all my friends, family, and various dignitaries from Earth (human/alien marriage is likely to be a big deal). Reception... I don't know, never really thought about it. Maybe just have some nice dinner and cake, everyone chatting and visiting. For the Honeymoon, I'd like to tour Lylat, and she might like to tour Earth, so I guess it'd be a traveling Honeymoon, all over. Our future, I'd like to have kids. If we couldn't have any ourselves, we would try to adopt. I would either continue to pursue a job in Texas, or move to Lylat for something else. I imagine my skills would be obsolete there, however, so there would be incentive to stay here.

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I'd probably be so happy just to be married to her, I'd more than likely break out of my shock ten years after I proposed and she accepted. (Oh my god, I cannot believe I just typed that. :facepalm:)   

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Wedding, or elopement?

Wedding, as long as we can ensure the wedding isn't crashed by people who hate furries.

How would the ceremony be (if wedding)? Where would it be?

I'd like to do go to Sauria and have a tribal ceremony. I'd like to see it conducted by the king of the EarthWalker tribe, Tricky. (Then again, that might be dangerous....)

Who would you invite?

My family, team Star Fox, Tricky's family, Team Star Wolf (why not?), Andross (let bygones be bygones), Takaya Imamura (he'll need to know what this means for his franchise), the rectangular polygons from Sector X in the SNES version of Star Fox... yeah, pretty much everybody.

What would the reception be like?

I'd hand out blasters to everybody, including the kids, and let everybody go nuts. One of the Krazoa spirits could be doing stand-up comedy in the background.

How about the honeymoon? (i.e. where would you take her?)

The area known as "Out of this Dimension" from the SNES version of Star Fox. I mean, where else can you gamble to your heart's content in the Lylat System? It would be something to the equivalent of a honeymoon in Las Vegas--a total party.

What of your future together? (Kids? House? etc....)

At least I'm the right species, so I could see us having kids... although I'm not sure how many tails they would have.

As for location, I'd like to settle somewhere peaceful, like Corneria, which is frequently attacked by Andross' army.... wait, no.... Maybe Sauria, with all those T-rexes and monsters.... Um, hm, no.... let's say Earth. Yeah, Earth.

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Even if I was a guy I doubt I'd marry her I might be in te crowd during her marriage with Fox though.

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Even if I was a guy I doubt I'd marry her I might be in te crowd during her marriage with Fox though.

What are you doing here? You're not a dude! Shoo, Shoo!  :panther:

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What are you doing here? You're not a dude! Shoo, Shoo!  :krystal:

*throws bricks on Falcory* FAlcory::panther:

Now as I was saying I don't thinK even if I was a guy I would As I belive Krystal clearly belongs to Fox.

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*throws bricks on Falcory* FAlcory::panther:

Now as I was saying I don't thinK even if I was a guy I would As I belive Krystal clearly belongs to Fox.

That's because you're a GIRL! If you were a boy you'd realize that most boys would jump at the chance to marry Krystal. Just like you would probably jump at the chance to marry Fox... (Did I say that?  :krystal:)

By the way am I forgeting something?...oh yeah....OUCH! :krystal:

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Now as I was saying I don't thinK even if I was a guy I would As I belive Krystal clearly belongs to Fox.

Ah, but that's the beauty of Roleplaying, isn't it?

The thread name is what if you COULD marry Krystal? Not, "What if you had to smallest chance to break up such a lovely couple for your own perverted fantasies, and marry Krystal."

By the way, I wouldn't just jump at the chance, I would throw lock everyone else in a room with :panther: and give him a knife and... Yeah, you get the idea.

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By the way, I wouldn't just jump at the chance, I would throw lock everyone else in a room with :friends: and give him a knife and... Yeah, you get the idea.

Makes sense. I can see the court trial now:

Judge: You've been charged with multiple counts of conspiracy to murder.

Zwolf: Yeah, but I did it so that I could marry Krystal.

Judge: Krystal, eh? I would have done the same. I think anyone would have. You're free to go. Court is adjourned.

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Makes sense. I can see the court trial now:

Judge: You've been charged with multiple counts of conspiracy to murder.

Zwolf: Yeah, but I did it so that I could marry Krystal.

Judge: Krystal, eh? I would have done the same. I think anyone would have. You're free to go. Court is adjourned.

FINALLY! Someone who understands. I <3 you.  :friends:

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That's because you're a GIRL! If you were a boy you'd realize that most boys would jump at the chance to marry Krystal. Just like you would probably jump at the chance to marry Fox... (Did I say that?  :wink:)

By the way am I forgeting something?...oh yeah....OUCH! :D

For the record, I'm male IRL and I wouldn't marry her either, though that's because I'm not sure I could stand her severe mood swings (See: Difference between beginning of Adventures and the end, as well as the difference between Assault and Command).

*Waits to get shot, since this is essentially a Krystal adoration forum. :P *

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For the record, I'm male IRL and I wouldn't marry her either, though that's because I'm not sure I could stand her severe mood swings (See: Difference between beginning of Adventures and the end, as well as the difference between Assault and Command).

*Waits to get shot, since this is essentially a Krystal adoration forum. :wink: *

*Shoots samatha with paintball gun* will that suffice?
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For the record, I'm male IRL and I wouldn't marry her either, though that's because I'm not sure I could stand her severe mood swings (See: Difference between beginning of Adventures and the end, as well as the difference between Assault and Command).

*Waits to get shot, since this is essentially a Krystal adoration forum. :wink: *

You're a guy!? Oh you furries and your silly adjustable gender identities. :D

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You're a guy!? Oh you furries and your silly adjustable gender identities. :wink:

I don't recall Vixen being a two gendered furry ,but oh well.
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In the VERY VERY highly unlikely event that this would happen, and she said yes, then yes I would marry Krystal. Though the wedding would be secret, except maybe with all of you guys in attendance, and Mr. Krystal would be my best man.

For all of you blood thirsty fanboys out there. *whips out shotgun*

:evil:BACK OFF, SHE'S MINE!!!!!!! :evil:

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In the VERY VERY highly unlikely event that this would happen, and she said yes, then yes I would marry Krystal. Though the wedding would be secret, except maybe with all of you guys in attendance, and Mr. Krystal would be my best man.

For all of you blood thirsty fanboys out there. *whips out shotgun*

:evil:BACK OFF, SHE'S MINE!!!!!!! :evil:

*backs away to find weapons.*

Wow thats the most ummm i can't think of the word but whatever it is thats the most i've seen yet to post.

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I think we all know what would happen.

The person marrying Krystal: :evil:

Us:  :evil:

On a side note what would you do if Krystal married Panther?

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I think we all know what would happen.

The person marrying Krystal: :evil:

Us:  :evil:

On a side note what would you do if Krystal married Panther?

*jaw drop* simple yet what i'd do.
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I'm Gonna kill my hand for typing this...

A sort of "average" Wedding. Nothing too big, nothing to small or cheap either...

*Takes out hammer, Aims for hand...

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I'm Gonna kill my hand for typing this...

A sort of "average" Wedding. Nothing too big, nothing to small or cheap either...

*Takes out hammer, Aims for hand...

Let me help braux *Slams end of Staff down on Braux's hand*

wait so was that about  a wedding with you and Krystal?

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