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If by chance you were able to steal Krystal from Fox, how would you? Get creative. How could you mess up their relationship? (Lets keep this clean people)

Oh and BTW, I am a huge Krystal fan and a Fox X Krystal fan so dont hate on me...

Again as a reminder for those of you who need it, lets keep this clean.

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hmm this is hard how would i mess up there relation ship hmmm i think i would tell krystal that fox diead when in fact he didn't then get FoXXX to steal krystal.

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hmm this is hard how would i mess up there relation ship hmmm i think i would tell krystal that fox diead when in fact he didn't then get FoXXX to steal krystal.

Thanks for doing the hard work for me :)

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Step 1: Get a Voice-Over thingy.

Step 2: Record Fox's voice

Step 3: Make it say "Krystal you suck!"

Step 4: Make sure she falls for it

Step 5: "KRYSTAL ILL TAKE YOU!!! :D"

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That wouldn't be too hard. Just send an anonymous threat to Fox saying that I'm targeting Krystal if she doesn't leave StarFox. We all know how Fox reacts when Krystal's in danger after all. Whatta nonsensical wuss he can be.

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Ehhh, I'd be the bigger man about it, let him keep Krystal...being jealous of Fox, I'd just take my anger out on the enemies, including but not limited to Star Wolf, and never let my true feelings for Krystal surface.  I'd try to be happy for Fox, even though I'd still be jealous as hell, but try not to let that ruin my friendship with him, or Krystal.

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Ehhh, I'd be the bigger man about it, let him keep Krystal...being jealous of Fox, I'd just take my anger out on the enemies, including but not limited to Star Wolf, and never let my true feelings for Krystal surface.  I'd try to be happy for Fox, even though I'd still be jealous as hell, but try not to let that ruin my friendship with him, or Krystal.

*sniff* That was BEAUTIFUL man! :lol:

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You're asking me questions that if I answer, I'll get banned :P

heck FoXXX, why did you always make me laugh so loud.  :D

Ehhh, I'd be the bigger man about it, let him keep Krystal...being jealous of Fox, I'd just take my anger out on the enemies, including but not limited to Star Wolf, and never let my true feelings for Krystal surface.  I'd try to be happy for Fox, even though I'd still be jealous as hell, but try not to let that ruin my friendship with him, or Krystal.

i think i would do something like you Julius, and also can you imagine how bad could fox feel, if someone destroys his relationship with Krystal,  i can imagine it, if i were in the place of fox. so if Krystal is happy I'm happy too, that's all that matters to me.

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Ehhh, I'd be the bigger man about it, let him keep Krystal...being jealous of Fox, I'd just take my anger out on the enemies, including but not limited to Star Wolf, and never let my true feelings for Krystal surface.  I'd try to be happy for Fox, even though I'd still be jealous as hell, but try not to let that ruin my friendship with him, or Krystal.

Yeah, I agree. I'm just not one of those guys who would do something like that. I would know because...let's just say, "been there...done that."

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Ehhh, I'd be the bigger man about it, let him keep Krystal...being jealous of Fox, I'd just take my anger out on the enemies, including but not limited to Star Wolf, and never let my true feelings for Krystal surface.  I'd try to be happy for Fox, even though I'd still be jealous as hell, but try not to let that ruin my friendship with him, or Krystal.

I agree. Poor Fox. Phearps I feel the same bacause I would not want anyone to ruin my relationship (if I ever had one, I mean  :oops:) but I think that ruining her relationship will only make both of them sad.

PLUS, there is no guarantee that Krystal want to be with you.

PLUS, there is the fact that, even if she is with you, you would never

be able to tell her the truth. Maybe it is myself... But I think it is wrong to

have a relationship build over lies...

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I agree. Poor Fox. Phearps I feel the same bacause I would not want anyone to ruin my relationship (if I ever had one, I mean  :oops:) but I think that ruining her relationship will only make both of them sad.

PLUS, there is no guarantee that Krystal want to be with you.

PLUS, there is the fact that, even if she is with you, you would never

be able to tell her the truth. Maybe it is myself... But I think it is wrong to

have a relationship build over lies...

yeah, i wouldn't steal her from fox, for 3 motives:

1- i am only 13 years old.

2- i don't have any better idea from stealing krystal than a reckless massacre using a minigun.

3- i don't have a minigun

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I'm suprised to see that everyone is saying they could but would never find it in themselves to do so. Plus, I was kinda hoping for some creativity but whatever.

To be honest, I kind of had an idea involving Fara getting into the mix....shame on me :oops:

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i had an better idea, i would steal a fistfull of her fur and clone her. but to get it i would disguise myself as an hairstylyst and get the "fistfull".

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  • 2 weeks later...

kill Fox ( :evil:), tell Krystal he died in an epic arwing crash, and take her for myself. but... i do think fox is awesome but i would still kill him just to get at Krystal :D

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kill Fox ( :evil:), tell Krystal he died in an epic arwing crash, and take her for myself. but... i do think fox is awesome but i would still kill him just to get at Krystal :D

...But what if she reads your mind and finds out?

:falco: You are dead meat, pal!

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kill Fox ( :evil:), tell Krystal he died in an epic arwing crash, and take her for myself. but... i do think fox is awesome but i would still kill him just to get at Krystal :D

But then he'll turn into the smoke monster and kill you :P

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  • 2 weeks later...

Its quite simple really.

You need a guy and a girl for this to work.

Ok, first you get the guy to hit on Krystal. Fox gets jealous, bring girl into scene. Fox in his slightly disorientated state, befriends girl. Get guy to hit on Fox, Krystal gets majorly confused. Girl and Guy starts arguing over Fox, Girl "Accidentally" hits Fox. Fox is on the floor unconscious, Krystal takes Fox home. Girl comes to apologize for knocking out Fox. Krystal thinks that Girl is insane and should go away. When Fox regains consciousness, Girl confronts him to apologize. Guy distracts Krystal. Girl takes Fox on a friendly outing to show how sorry she is. Guy leaves a note saying Fox has been kidnapped. Krystal is devastated. Fox comes home. Krystal is all like "WTF?". Fox says he just went out with Girl. Krystal's mind has been messed with so badly she takes it totally the wrong way. Guy comes in saying that he sent the ransom letter to the wrong address. Krystal loses it. Girl randomly smashes through a window. Krystal has a nervous breakdown. Her psychiatrist tells her that she is in desperate need of a 6-month holiday. He suggests Germany. I meet her on the plane flight. Guy tells Fox that Krystal has moved away. Girl becomes Fox' Close-Friend. When Krystal comes back there is an awkward moment at home. Krystal just leaves, I meet Krystal again later that year and ask her for a drink.

See the secret to messing with peoples minds is that nothing is as it appears to be, but everyone expects that, so you have to make it so it is as it appears to be, because it actually is that way. But everyone thinks that its not as it appears to be because that would be far to obvious. Again people expect that to happen so you have to prove them right but make them think their wrong. And when they think their wrong, just hit them with something that contradicts what they thought. Distract them, and repeat the process until cooked. (Hence the girl randomly smashing through a window)

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Ehhh, I'd be the bigger man about it, let him keep Krystal...being jealous of Fox, I'd just take my anger out on the enemies, including but not limited to Star Wolf, and never let my true feelings for Krystal surface.  I'd try to be happy for Fox, even though I'd still be jealous as hell, but try not to let that ruin my friendship with him, or Krystal.

You ripped the words right out of my mouth.

Its quite simple really.

You need a guy and a girl for this to work.

Ok, first you get the guy to hit on Krystal. Fox gets jealous, bring girl into scene. Fox in his slightly disorientated state, befriends girl. Get guy to hit on Fox, Krystal gets majorly confused. Girl and Guy starts arguing over Fox, Girl "Accidentally" hits Fox. Fox is on the floor unconscious, Krystal takes Fox home. Girl comes to apologize for knocking out Fox. Krystal thinks that Girl is insane and should go away. When Fox regains consciousness, Girl confronts him to apologize. Guy distracts Krystal. Girl takes Fox on a friendly outing to show how sorry she is. Guy leaves a note saying Fox has been kidnapped. Krystal is devastated. Fox comes home. Krystal is all like "WTF?". Fox says he just went out with Girl. Krystal's mind has been messed with so badly she takes it totally the wrong way. Guy comes in saying that he sent the ransom letter to the wrong address. Krystal loses it. Girl randomly smashes through a window. Krystal has a nervous breakdown. Her psychiatrist tells her that she is in desperate need of a 6-month holiday. He suggests Germany. I meet her on the plane flight. Guy tells Fox that Krystal has moved away. Girl becomes Fox' Close-Friend. When Krystal comes back there is an awkward moment at home. Krystal just leaves, I meet Krystal again later that year and ask her for a drink.

See the secret to messing with peoples minds is that nothing is as it appears to be, but everyone expects that, so you have to make it so it is as it appears to be, because it actually is that way. But everyone thinks that its not as it appears to be because that would be far to obvious. Again people expect that to happen so you have to prove them right but make them think their wrong. And when they think their wrong, just hit them with something that contradicts what they thought. Distract them, and repeat the process until cooked. (Hence the girl randomly smashing through a window)

Kind of a messed up way of doing it....

Despite how much of a kick in the shin this is going to hurt me for saying this; i have to say, that's pretty elaborate

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Being the evil jackal I am, I'd 'remove' McCloud. Then I'd proceed to removing the rest of his team, except for Krystal.

Jack_Sprite.png: MUWAHAHAHA!

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Being the evil jackal I am, I'd 'remove' McCloud. Then I'd proceed to removing the rest of his team, except for Krystal.

Jack_Sprite.png: MUWAHAHAHA!

:shock:*hides*

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If I was extremely jealous and willing to do anything I'd follow the lead of a certain biblical character when faced with the same situation:  Somehow send Fox into an unwinnable battle knowing he'd be killed (basically murder), tell Krystal in a "deeply regretful" tone of voice that he died protecting Corellia or something, and then proceed to marry her.

Thank God I'm not that kind of person  :lol:

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If I was extremely jealous and willing to do anything I'd follow the lead of a certain biblical character when faced with the same situation:  Somehow send Fox into an unwinnable battle knowing he'd be killed (basically murder), tell Krystal in a "deeply regretful" tone of voice that he died protecting Corellia or something, and then proceed to marry her.

Thank God I'm not that kind of person  :lol:

I Lol'd.

BTW Welcome to SF-O.  :wink:

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