Guest Julius Quasar Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Here in this thread, we're gonna talk about Coldplay, and how much we hate it, and why we hate it, for that matter, be it the general reason or personal reason...As Peter Griffin said "Why not play something that isn't whiny, pretentious crap" or something like that, I forget...but I agree!They are generic sounding, their songs are poorly written, they can't play instruments, they got whiny vocals, they're just very poorly put together, sometimes you can't hear what they're saying, and...they're just...awful!Here are some uses for Coldplay album CDs:1. Drink Coaster2. carve them with an exacto knife to make ninja stars3. stack them together to the right height to get rid of the wobble or unevenness in your furniture4. wheels for a small racing car5. hang them in your fruit trees to reflect light and keep birds from landing in the trees and ruining the fruit6. Paint a ping pong ball silver, cut it in half and glue the 2 halves of the ball onto the top and bottom of the CD to make a cheesy UFO for a diorama or amateur sci-fi movie7. Paint a Styrofoam ball after cutting it in half, then paint the CD brown and stick it between the 2 Styrofoam ball halves and use as a diorama for the planet Saturn (for school)8. stick a bunch of them all over a vest as a last minute Halloween costume9. replacement reflector for your bike10. skeet shooting targetsFeel free to bash Coldplay in this thread...but NO POSTING/LINKING ANY VIDEOS OF THEM OR THEIR MUSIC HERE, THAT'S THE #1 RULE OF THIS THREAD (parodies are okay). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARWINGCOMMANDER 3987 Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 What's so bad about them? I don't think I've ever heard any of there songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Coldplay? Can't say I heard of them. Judging by what you have described, they are the exact reason I don't listen to current music anymore. That and rap, :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePointingMan Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 I HATE COLD PLAY BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THEM!!! Also, they don't sound very good from what Julius said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-Gamer Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Cold-play is...well...kinda on the bad side. Not great, nor very bad. Just goodish-bad, if you know what I mean. I've heard them and they aren't my favourite but I wouldn't say I hate them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EazyIN Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Screw ColdPlay. Ozzy Osbourne and Boston will kick their butt's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 What's so bad about them? I don't think I've ever heard any of there songs.You should consider yourself LUCKY!Whoo, boy...Screw ColdPlay. Ozzy Osbourne and Boston will kick their butt'sThat's right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DRL Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Cold-play is...well...kinda on the bad side. Not great, nor very bad. Just goodish-bad, if you know what I mean. I've heard them and they aren't my favourite but I wouldn't say I hate them.Mostly the same here.I heard two of their songs,and I can say that it is nothing...'special', but yet, nothing to be 'madabout'... I do admit that it is hard to hear whatthey are saying, but maybe it is mynon-English-native ear which fails indoing so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conaly Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Hi,I don't like Coldplay, because they stole parts from Joe Satriani's sond "If I could fly" to use them in "Viva La Vida". Just listen on youtube to both songs (unfortunately I can't post the links because videos with each song are banned in Germany) and you'll hear the similarities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 BwwwwwwwwwwwwwwahBwahBwahBwaaahBwahBwwwwwwwwwwahBwahBwahBwahAdd title = new coldplay single.For those who don't know them, all their songs are like thishttp://www.youtube.com/user/coldplaytv?blend=1&ob=4#p/a/f/0/Y29FH3CYtSQtheir most famous song...That said speed of sound if fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Hi,I don't like Coldplay, because they stole parts from Joe Satriani's sond "If I could fly" to use them in "Viva La Vida". Just listen on youtube to both songs (unfortunately I can't post the links because videos with each song are banned in Germany) and you'll hear the similarities.Banned in Germany!? Whoa...BwwwwwwwwwwwwwwahBwahBwahBwaaahBwahBwwwwwwwwwwahBwahBwahBwahAdd title = new coldplay single.^ Exactly! Also, I repealed the "No posting links to Coldplay songs" rule in this thread, but I warn you, view/listen to the links with caution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conaly Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Hi,Banned in Germany!? Whoa...Many youtube videos that have copyrighted content aren't available here. When you try to open these vids you just see a message which says "This video uses content from XXXXX. It's not available in your country anymore." XXXXX can be any major label like EMI, Sony Music and others. That came because the GEMA (an organisation like the American ASCAP or BMI) fights against the usage of material, which is protected by them. So they want youtube to make these vids unavailable in Germany. Anyway... by using a proxy from another country you can still watch them.Many people, even many musicians which are supported by the GEMA, don't like these organization, because the GEMA has so many ridiculous rules and methods to enforce their rules. They are even called "the German mafia" by some people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Oh, I see, thanks.That does suck, tho...."German Mafia" indeed. xDGuess I'll think twice before complaining about America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DRL Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 their most famous song...That said speed of sound if fantastic.Can not view these. It says something alongthe lines of "This video contains content of EMI and is not available in your country anymore"For those who don't know them, all their songs are like thishttp://www.youtube.com/user/coldplaytv?blend=1&ob=4#p/a/f/0/Y29FH3CYtSQ^YUCK!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 Hi,I don't like Coldplay, because they stole parts from Joe Satriani's sond "If I could fly" to use them in "Viva La Vida". Yep! Very good point Conaly (sorry I didn't mention that earlier, but you do drive a valid point!)Coldplay is probably the worst band since the Monkees... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePointingMan Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 Coldplay is probably the worst band since the Monkees...I can think of another...http://eatcakefilms.tumblr.com/post/49824543/whoa-we-have-a-tumblr-nowI dunno if they are worse, cause I've never heard of cold play before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DRL Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 ColdPlay = MoronPlay.'Nuff said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 "ColdPlay = MoronPlay.'Nuff said!"I totally agree!The music industry has really gone to hell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 The music industry has really gone to hell...This is a MASSIVE understatement :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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