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Sylum CDF Colonel

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I'm joining the Coast Guard and I was wondering if anyone here has been in the military before.

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Asper Sarnoff CDF Brig. General

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A couple of weeks last summer. Selection process for officer school, which was basically an introduction to the life in the army, along with several hard physical tests, drill, and interviews. Realized I didn't want to spend four years there, so I quit after that. Will be going back in August, but then starting out as a lowly grunt in our armoured forces. The "Panserbataljonen".

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I'm joining the Coast Guard and I was wondering if anyone here has been in the military before.

A couple of weeks last summer. Selection process for officer school, which was basically an introduction to the life in the army, along with several hard physical tests, drill, and interviews. Realized I didn't want to spend four years there, so I quit after that. Will be going back in August, but then starting out as a lowly grunt in our armoured forces. The "Panserbataljonen".

Good luck and God Bless You guys,

that's awesome.

The military had me take a "psychological profile screening test", then afterward they refused to conscript me, because they said, "According to the test" I was "racist, an instigator, a potential war criminal, a liability, mentally unstable, potentially dangerous, potentially mutinous, a potential war criminal..." and the list goes on and on... :?

They also said I had "Private Wilson's Disorder", and "Colonel Kurtz Complex" (don't ask....)  :?

these backasswards psychological tests are outdated crap from the Clinton era, I applied for the military 3 times (a different branch each time), but after being rejected the first time after 9/11, and then 2 more times in 3 years (I think that Army shrink black-balled me), those bastards had their chance to recruit me, so out of spite, if the draft is reinstated, I'm gonna step over the Canadian border.

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Sableye CDF Sergeant

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They also said I had "Private Wilson's Disorder", and "Colonel Kurtz Complex" (don't ask....)  :?

It means you have too much copper in your body. (Wilson's Disorder)

And..  lOL,  This is  so funny! Look up Kurtz!

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It means you have too much copper in your body. (Wilson's Disorder)

And..  lOL,  This is  so funny! Look up Kurtz!

Heh heh heh...yeah, actually, it's "PRIVATE WILSON'S Disorder", but that sounded funny, yeah....

...and like I said, all that stuff they claimed I had was just B.S. Red Tape and bureaucracy, from the Clinton Administration era...I doubt I'm that crazy...

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Sylum CDF Colonel

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I don't recommend anyone going to Blackwater at all. They're going through some serious scandels right now.

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Matt Macdowel CDF Captain

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I don't recommend anyone going to Blackwater at all. They're going through some serious scandels right now.

hey i was gonna go there  :hehe:

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Sylum CDF Colonel

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I hope you knew you have to serve in the military first to have a better chance of being employed by them. lol

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Matt Macdowel CDF Captain

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I hope you knew you have to serve in the military first to have a better chance of being employed by them. lol

i know and as a mercenary warrior well you get the point.

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Well, I'm joining the Air force or US Army because I need a little bit more self-discipline.  I've heard I should join the Army because a lot of my brother's friends have been there and are drill sergeants, and the Air force because they are 'nicer' than the other military branches.

So, best of wished, bro!

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Sylum CDF Colonel

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Thanks para! :D I hope that's not the only reason you want to join matt....it's nothing like what you think.

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Kursed CDF General

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don't crash your first aircraft PAra.

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Matt Macdowel CDF Captain

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Thanks para! :D I hope that's not the only reason you want to join matt....it's nothing like what you think.

ive been through hell and i know what war is.............

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Sableye CDF Sergeant

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ive been through hell and i know what war is.............

And you're 15?! Impossible.

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Asper Sarnoff CDF Brig. General

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ive been through hell and i know what war is.............

:lolhyst: Sorry Matt, but that's the only appropriate response for that post.

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ive been through hell and i know what war is.............

Yeah...

Well, I have been to Mars and

I can tell you: Their UFOs are

not of the quality you expect

them to be.

:trollface:

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Sableye CDF Sergeant

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:lolhyst: Sorry Matt, but that's the only appropriate response for that post.

I even have proof. (In case he changed his age.)

Look down.

[Pruned to save disk space]

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Sylum CDF Colonel

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You have no idea what war is. You do not know what it's like. Until you join and actually get deployed, you will never know what it is. And if your only reason to join Blackwater, a screwed up, backwards, killers-for-hire, crashing company or any branch of the military for that matter is because you want to be a mercenary warrior badass, then stay the hell out of the military. And thanks for showing your age. I was wondering.

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Sableye CDF Sergeant

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You have no idea what war is. You do not know what it's like. Until you join and actually get deployed, you will never know what it is. And if your only reason to join Blackwater, a screwed up, backwards, killers-for-hire, crashing company or any branch of the military for that matter is because you want to be a mercenary warrior badass, then stay the hell out of the military. And thanks for showing your age. I was wondering.

Are you talking to me or Matt?

Cuz you kept saying "you" with out an quote to matt or me.

And I showed Matt's age, not mine, If that's what's you're talking about.

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EazyIN CDF Lt. Colonel

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Both my cousins are in the military. One of em's a Green Beret.

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Matt Macdowel CDF Captain

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WOAH i know what war is and mercenaries are the worlds greatest and longest warriors around and im not 15 GOSH you guys had parents ok your not an orphan. you guys are so mean to me lol xD xD

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don't crash your first aircraft PAra.

Heh.  I highly doubt I will EVER get inside one, yet alone pass the recommendations tests since my eyes aren't perfect.  In other words, I do not have 20/20 vision; I have like 20/40 or 20/50 vision.

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Sylum CDF Colonel

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Sorry Rena. not you.

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