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You've seen the "In Soviet Russia" jokes by a comedian known as Yakov Smirnoff, now it's your turn to make a joke, don't know what "In Soviet Russia" is? Click here to know more about it.

Here are my Soviet Russia jokes:

In America, you pee in toilet. In Soviet Russia, toilet pees on YOU!

In America, you find Waldo. In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!

In America, you update blog. In Soviet Russia, blog updates YOU!

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In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia makes corny joke about YOU!

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In Soviet Russia, Vodka drinks YOU!

In Soviet Russia, Regulations break YOU!

In Soviet Russia, Battery charges YOU!

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In America, you make up stupid conspiracy theories, in Soviet Russia, stupid conspiracy theories make up YOU!

In America, you beat up colored people, in Soviet Russia, colored people beat up YOU!

In *Censored*, Multiculturalism bans *Censored*, in *Censored*, *Censored* bans Multiculturalism.

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In America, you make up stupid conspiracy theories, in Soviet Russia, stupid conspiracy theories make up YOU!

In America, you beat up colored people, in Soviet Russia, colored people beat up YOU!

In *Censored*, Multiculturalism bans *Censored*, in *Censored*, *Censored* bans Multiculturalism.

whoa there man, its just a jokde thread, no need to get angry :?
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In Soviet Russia the Muffin Man knows YOU!

In Soviet Russia Pokemon catch YOU!

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Here in American, you play video But in solvent Russia Video plays you

here in American, we speak English but in solvent Russia English speak you.

Here in American, chuck norris finds you but in solvent Russia you find chuck norris. no not really.

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whoa there man, its just a jokde thread, no need to get angry :?

Because by Multiculturalist logic America is an insult to Soviet Russia and Soviet Russia is an insult to America.

Also now that I think about it, the first two are probably true.

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How about some based on truth?

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!

In America, you keep a secret. In Soviet Russia, the secret keeps you!

In America, business controls the government. In Soviet Russia, The government controls the business.

In America, you catch a bus. In Soviet Russia, the bus catches you!

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In soviet russia... Krystal fap to YOU!

OMFGROLFBALLS

In America, they tip cows. In Soviet Russia, cows tip YOU!

This is also one based on truth... *cough*

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