Jiggle Physics - Warning, this topic is about BOOBS

[Redeemer]

So, I rented Ninja Gaiden Sigma from LOVEFiLM, and there is (of course) a large chested female character. Only, when she breathes, her breasts bounce in opposite directions. Now I don't know about the rest of the ladies here, but mine have NEVER done that and looking at video game boob movements makes me flinch in fear/pain. I have played a few games with female characters, and with every new game, I reach a brand new level of disappointment. I mean, FFS, the guys in charge of jiggle physics obviously like boobs, they probably see them every day be it from wives, co-workers, internet, or whatever. So why, and I really must stress WHYYYYY, do the boobs need to behave in such an unrealistic, embarrassing way?

And it's not even subtle! The jiggles are exaggerated, and almost violent, even when the character is just standing there breathing! Come on! How is that even attractive? They can't even stay still for you to get a good look at them. It's pathetic, it really is. Jiggle physics dudes, you need to pay more attention and realise that you've got it wrong. WRONG. So wrong... *shudder*

Sorry if this topic is a little graphic. Thoughts? Opinions? And keep it clean. :3

["User"]

Reminds me of when you attack Valentia during a boss battle in Super Mario RPG her tits do a little jig lol

Essentially, sex sells and guys like boobs.  That is all.

[Redeemer]

Reminds me of when you attack Valentia during a boss battle in Super Mario RPG her tits do a little jig lol

Essentially, sex sells and guys like boobs.  That is all.

LAWL, a little jig. Cute.

And yes, sex sells, but that is not my point. :P

["User"]

LAWL, a little jig. Cute.

And yes, sex sells, but that is not my point.

No idea why they would design the breasts with bad physics....maybe to be original?  :?

[Redeemer]

Maybe... I dunno... It just confuses me is all. Surely the real thing is sexier, therefore they would want them as realistic as possible, movement wise.

I would also mention about a more realistic size, but my hopes and dreams flew out the window when I first played Tomb Raider. XD

[Xortberg]

I'm going to assume it's because they assume most gamers have short attention spans, so they make the boobs as obvious as possible by having them flop around at any given chance as a reminder. "Hey, don't forget, we have boooobies!"

[Redeemer]

"Hey, don't forget, we have boooobies!"

OMFGROFL! I would totally sig that if I could.

[Milkyway64]

Because over the top and exaggerated physics are more noticeable than realistic? I dunno, but I'm so far gone that the first thing I thought of when entering this topic was the TF2 items with jiggle physics, such as the rubber glove hat on the Pyro.

[Steve]

When I saw this topic I thought about soul calibur... Yeeeah, videogame boobs have the ability to jump and bounce without being affected by gravity, thing is, on real life, gravity does apply to boobs  sooo.

Actually, anime has worse cases than videogames, boobs do tend to jump more on them. It's really a shame you can't teach those tricks to irl boobs  :(

[Sarita]

When I saw this topic I thought about soul calibur... Yeeeah, videogame boobs have the ability to jump and bounce without being affected by gravity, thing is, on real life, gravity does apply to boobs  sooo.

Actually, anime has worse cases than videogames, boobs do tend to jump more on them. It's really a shame you can't teach those tricks to irl boobs 

How much boobs jiggle is based on the fat to muscle ratio in the boobs. Example: I have more fat than muscle in my boobs, so my boobs are a bit like two gelatins in a round mold. So for some reason, my boobs bounce... a lot. It's funky.

[Steve]

How much boobs jiggle is based on the fat to muscle ratio in the boobs. Example: I have more fat than muscle in my boobs, so my boobs are a bit like two gelatins in a round mold. So for some reason, my boobs bounce... a lot. It's funky.

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[Sarita]

Educational information is educational.

[Steve]

Educational information is educational.

Aww, but it's a secret kept away deeply. You are not fun  :(

[Milkyway64]

ITT Steve tries to hide that he has IRL jigglephysics to play with

[Vy'drach]

And of course the female Night Elf dance and idle animations from WoW.

Also, friend showed me a "WTF" video on youtube of Tifa Lockheart from FF7, that 10 seconds in had me asking, "How is she not unconcious?"

[Sabre]

First a disclaimer. I lost my passion for boobs in sex education at school. "Boobs are 5lbs of fat with a nipple on the end".

Second, because of that, I too shame my head in embarrassment at rediculous boobs. That's no a blowjob boo btw, they are nice and all but really not my thing. The Americans are really bad with the boobs obsession. The man show has an entire segment called "Women on trampolines" and in god of war, no one noticed or cared about the topless women, but americans went mental over it.

Thirdly. This is hillarious. 9-45 is a great part if you don't want to watch the full half hour.

http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-dead-or-alive-paradise/17-2276/

Lastly. I have no issue with sexy ladies in games. Sometimes it's fun. :)

[Redeemer]

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It's okay Steve, I'ma ward off all the creepy boobmen from your lady! I am THE BOOB PROTECTOR! *flag appears behind Redeemer as she stands tall*

It's nice to know that not al guys are obsessed with boobs. I know the Japanese are huge on them (lawl) hence the anime and game jiggles. But... after a while it's just sad. I'm glad my boobs aren't like that. I'd have constant black eyes.

And yes Sabre, sexy ladies are nice at times.

Also, Dead or Alive Paradise? WTF. Some of these girls sound about 10 years old...

[Star Fox Runner]

First of all, ITS TEAM NINJA! They are notorious for making unrealistic boobs.

Next, for me it's not about the boobs. I'll be honest tough, I'm a man and men are pigs, big boobs are a............ plus. However, a woman could have big beautiful boobs, and end up being a cold hearted BITCH!

Me, I would rather have a girl with tiny boobs and LOVE me, than to be stuck with big-chested psycho!

[Sabre]

Also, Dead or Alive Paradise? WTF. Some of these girls sound about 10 years old...

I love how they move in that. It's so bizzar. Also the way they take they mic "You've touched real ones before right?" "Yes, they don't move like that" "What are they like?" "Soft"

It is sad. In extreme cases like the examples I gave it's embarrassing to be assosiated with them. That said women are just as guilty though it doesn't carry the pervert badge as much. eg. Not liking a guy for his lack of tight bum or abs is seen as perfectly acceptable. With guys it's generally frowned upon.

Also, jiggle physics, while sad taken to extremes, are usually unnoticed when done right. A perfect example is when it's used on hair. There is a samus moel for Half Life Episode 2 that has it for example. Or the boomers belly in Left 4 Dead. Without a little jiggle female characters can look unnaturally stiff.

Me, I would rather have a girl with tiny boobs and LOVE me, than to be stuck with big-chested psycho!

ARG! She's smotthering me! ........best, death, ever.

[Redeemer]

Without a little jiggle female characters can look unnaturally stiff.

Very true, but only a little is needed. XD

And none of my past bfs have had 6 packs or tight bums, I don't think that's very popular these days. I've never heard any of my friends wish for them either.

[Vy'drach]

I'm rather more partial to the smaller breast sizes. Larger ones usually look so out of proportion and throw off a girl's whole look. Not saying that's always the case or anything, nor does it make or break anything, just I've seen more than a few girls with implants that just don't look right.

Also...

[Redeemer]

Yeah. Back pain's a bitch.

[Vy'drach]

So are pelvic disorders.  :wink:

["User"]

Yeah. Back pain's a bitch.

Tell me about it, taller individuals like myself on average have to deal with it more. :/

[Sabre]

I'm rather more partial to the smaller breast sizes. Larger ones usually look so out of proportion and throw off a girl's whole look. Not saying that's always the case or anything, nor does it make or break anything, just I've seen more than a few girls with implants that just don't look right.

Yes, back pain could be an issue, but they have boobs so it doesn't matter.

Tell me about it, taller individuals like myself on average have to deal with it more.

I get it from using a PC alot, but that's off topic.