Milkyway64 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 As self appointed reporter and paparazzi of this website, I see it fit to issue my first story for all your viewing pleasure. As the more alert of you would know, we have a new couple on the scene. Aspiring writer Starfoxchick (13) and fan character guru Snipe Lombardi (13) were seen sharing a moment in the shoutbox this afternoon. Ever initiative, I jumped to the scene. As it turns out, these two met in a bar, after Mr. Lombardi fended off half a dozen thugs singlehandedly on her behalf, she instantly fell in love with the man, so much that he can't handle her excessive public affection for him. "Can we take this to Personal Messenger?" he said on record. Further questioning got my notebook torn up, but thankfully I have my mental notebook to back me up. I have unscheduled plans to dig deeper into this story, as I feel there is a delicious scoop to be found. Stay tuned for the dramatic story of their personal lives and affairs! ~Milky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"User" Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 I'm really surprised on why you didn't start up something like this a long long time ago. Oh well, better late than never. I look forward to hearing more reports. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thu'um Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! goood stuff, now all we need is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"User" Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Sorry Jameson, not in this thread. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thu'um Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Sorry Jameson, not in this thread. No, its okay user. I'll do it :trollface: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xortberg Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 I approve very much of this thread. That story of such true love was very moving. Continue to stir the emotions of the masses with such masterfully woven articles, Mr. Way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vy'drach Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! goood stuff, now all we need is However, we do have two pony threads, no reason to try (and likely not succeed) to turn this into a third, so no random ponies. However, I for one see nothing wrong with speaking with reaction images and captioned pics. Anyway, @ Milky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA That's amazing! *Wipes tear from eye* Keep it up, Milky lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fureox Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 This is great! Need moar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xortberg Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 This is a bit off-topic, but I freaking love your avatar, Fureox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fureox Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 This is a bit off-topic, but I freaking love your avatar, Fureox. Why, thank you! I'm in the middle of finishing Okami and thought it was awesome so I figured I'd switch my avatar out. After all, I had the last one for MONTHS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkyway64 Posted June 12, 2011 Author Share Posted June 12, 2011 SFO Daily: Volume 2 I promised info, you GET info. Self appointed reporter doesn't mean any amount of beans if you're good, and good I am. Last time, Starfoxchick (13) was getting her love on with Snipe Lombardi (13) whom she claimed was "the best thing to happen to her." Unfortunately, her knight was on vacation from this weekend, forward, presumably to acquire and play Duke Nukem Forever, leaving her open to a savage attack from a bully. The bully reportedly physically assaulted her and damaged her phone to keep her from getting help. Who this bully is or why they did this is unclear. I shall work to discover the identity of the attacker as well as the finer details next issue. In other news, the SFO podcast will be a reality soon. As you all have known for years now, I take my job very, very seriously. I care about the scoop and well being of our community, but mainly the scoop. You may look forward to live audio interveiws and live the exciting and sometimes dangerous life of information gathering. Which leads to my closing story. The state of Starfoxchick has left me weary about crime rates, and I figured someone must look at it. I'd do it myself, but I can't do it all. What, you guys want me to change your diapers, too? I carefully selected the best critic I could, and while there are some fine choices, I settled with Mr. Sergiroth (19), who's Italian and therefore has an innate, refined and unrivaled ability to analyze things. I love classy snobs. "Well, It's one of my favourites. Yeah, maybe sometimes there's too much drama and stuff, but I think that's pretty much normal, especially when different people meet. StarFox-Online is one of the few forums I actually like." he went on to tell me, suggesting that clearly evil is afoot in small quantities. Which is bad for me, since I thrive off this stuff. ~Looking forward to a brighter by darker career, Milky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zzz Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Oh... oh, I see. Um... Alright sir, back to work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"User" Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Milky...me and you will make it happen during the podcast! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thu'um Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 i have fallen in love wit dis topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 YOU STOLE MY IDEA!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr. Nintendo Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 YOU STOLE MY IDEA!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 yes, I had a similar idea for this once, I think I told him about it too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thu'um Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 its called A "market econemy"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkyway64 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 SFO Daily Issue 3 It seems I've hit my limit. Attempts to get the thirteen year old couple's story has resulted in rage. Thus, this will be my final report on the matter; Snipe Lombardi and starfox chick were made for eachother in the sense that they are exactly alike. Both allegedly have extremely shitty lives chock full of abuse. "Everyone hates me!" Lombardi has said, pointing his finger at the forum. When pressed, he went into his tragic personal life of violence commited against him for no discernible reason and refuses to do anything about. A day prior, chick said something very similar. They also continually sweet talk and use pet names toward each other and have an insatiable hunger for the other's company. However, they have reported to never knowing eachother on a scale further than I know Sergiroth, our Italian guest from last issue. Ah, children. I am still unsure what should be done about the shoutbox takeover. I'm all for expressing feelings, but there's not only some reason for suspicion, but also a few community complaints at personal drama being present 80% of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fureox Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 You'd think this shoutbox garbage would be against the rules somehow. Is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xortberg Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 I dunno. This is the Rec Room, and I don't think anyone's actually taking Milky's reporting seriously nor is he expecting them to. And even if it is against the rules, it's too damn funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fureox Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 I dunno. This is the Rec Room, and I don't think anyone's actually taking Milky's reporting seriously nor is he expecting them to. And even if it is against the rules, it's too damn funny. No no, you read me wrong. I meant the drama garbage going on in the shoutbox between starfoxchick and snipelombardi. Milky's reports are hilarious, I certainly enjoy these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GameMasterGuy Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 This is getting interesting. We need updates! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DZComposer Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 I really don't know if this thread is a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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