Geo Stelar Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 Simple. Just crack a joke This ought to brighten up anyone's day I'll start I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redeemer Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 I'm on the Religious diet, I eat what I want and pray that I lose weight! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Stelar Posted April 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarFoxfan-FUR_ever Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 If you start quoting a certain blue hedgehog when trying to teach kids life lessons, odds are you have horrible parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Stelar Posted April 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being bought by Disney as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vy'drach Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 Three out of four people enjoy a good gang rape. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It sure is, it runs in your jeans!!! XD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redeemer Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 "Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Pull yourself together!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorAllosaurus Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering A minor. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 [Yes, I have stooped so low that I am forced to post a yo' mamma joke...] Yo mamma so bald, that when she took a shower she got BRAINWASHED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 What do you call a man with no arms and no legs and goes rock climbing? Cliff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Orange Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Get in the car." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorAllosaurus Posted April 4, 2013 Report Share Posted April 4, 2013 What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 The blind man's seeing eye dog pissed on the blind man's shoe The blind man said "Here, Rover, here's a piece of beef for you" His wife said "Don't reward him, you can't just let this pass" The blind man said "I gotta find his mouth so I can kick him in the ass" When God created woman, he gave her not two breasts but three When the middle one got in the way, God performed surgery The woman stood before God with the middle breast in hand She said "What should we do with the useless boob" and God created man 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Orange Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 How do you deal with heavy traffic? Heavy psychedelics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 A Jew, a Republican, a Muslim, a socialist, a bible-thumper, an atheist and a Nazi walk into a bar. I forget the rest, but I do remember the fiery explosion that preceded it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vy'drach Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 I'm tired of all these bass jokes, can't we just drop it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 Your momma so fat we know the world is round because half of her is that way and the rest the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 There are two mexican police officers investigating a murder, and Carlos says to Eddie. "I think he's been killed by a golf gun." Eddie says "A golf gun? I've never heard of such a thing, what is it?" so Carlos replies "I don't know, but it's certainly but a whole in Juan" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorAllosaurus Posted April 5, 2013 Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 That awkward moment at a feminist picnic when they realize no one made sandwiches. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Stelar Posted April 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2013 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted April 6, 2013 Report Share Posted April 6, 2013 Yo momma so stupid, she went downtown for a Five Dollar Foot Long and came back with gigolo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted April 6, 2013 Report Share Posted April 6, 2013 Patient: "Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes painfully funny?" Dcotor: "...it must be the punchlines..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted April 6, 2013 Report Share Posted April 6, 2013 What did the elderly paleontologist conclude when he found nothing but fecaliths in his dig? He was getting too old for this sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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