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Would you be an Anthro from Star Fox or a Human?


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I has a simple answer.

Elastic and spandex or velcro.

But really: there are more disadvantages than advantages. I know friends who have lost all mental health being furry through de-evolving mentally.

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dispite the "Positive" and "Negative" comments, wouldn't be kind of intersting to find out what its like?

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Holy frack yeah. I would be an anthropomorphic dog.

So I would be on my computer and then my dad would say

What the frack are you doing here !

And I would say

Frack you dad !

And then he would punch the wall and it would break

So I would throw my computer at him but it would miss and hit my mom

So my sister would be like

What the frack scruffy !

Then I would realize I am a dog

So I would take a dump on the floor

It would be the best day ever

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Holy frack yeah. I would be an anthropomorphic dog.

So I would be on my computer and then my dad would say

What the frack are you doing here !

And I would say

Frack you dad !

And then he would punch the wall and it would break

So I would throw my computer at him but it would miss and hit my mom

So my sister would be like

What the frack scruffy !

Then I would realize I am a dog

So I would take a dump on the floor

It would be the best day ever

AW YEAH

LOTS OF WIN

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Holy frack yeah. I would be an anthropomorphic dog.

So I would be on my computer and then my dad would say

What the frack are you doing here !

And I would say

Frack you dad !

And then he would punch the wall and it would break

So I would throw my computer at him but it would miss and hit my mom

So my sister would be like

What the frack scruffy !

Then I would realize I am a dog

So I would take a dump on the floor

It would be the best day ever

Are you... high?

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Holy frack yeah. I would be an anthropomorphic dog.

So I would be on my computer and then my dad would say

What the frack are you doing here !

And I would say

Frack you dad !

And then he would punch the wall and it would break

So I would throw my computer at him but it would miss and hit my mom

So my sister would be like

What the frack scruffy !

Then I would realize I am a dog

So I would take a dump on the floor

It would be the best day ever

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Human cause we're fire resistant and have adaptability.

Lets face it. Anthros and humans have little to no difference. One is not greater than the other.

Just because  a animal has hair doesn't me it's a fire hazard does grass catch fire easily when properly watered?
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Just because  a animal has hair doesn't me it's a fire hazard does grass catch fire easily when properly watered?

Is fur similarly always properly watered?

Nope. Rendering this argument totally invalid.

That said, some animals IIRC have oils in their fur that are fire resistant to some degree.

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Pros:

Warm fur for long waits at the bus stops.

Bite the arm off of anyone who pisses you off.

Tail.

Laser beam eyes.

Claws.

Night vision, depending on the species.

Chicks or guys love you.

Cons:

Tail.

Fire hazard fur.

No laser beam eyes.

Claws.

You would need custom fit pants for the tail.

Needs custom shoes.

People would be afraid of you.

"WEREWOLF!"

"JACOB!"

"FURRY! (Middle finger)"

"MONSTER! KILL IT!"

"MONSTER! CAPTURE IT FOR REASERCH!"

"ALIEN! CAPTURE IT FOR REASERCH"

"AAAGHHHH" *Shotgun to face*

"Who are you?"

Chicks or guys love you. "BACK OFF! PLEASE!"

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JACOB ARRGGG!!!!! DIE

i would be a human, and use anthros for animal research =)

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i would be a human, and use anthros for animal research =)

:shock:

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i am a scientist, that kind of stuff is what i do =)

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i am a scientist, that kind of stuff is what i do =)

You're forensic and chemistry, not biology.

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uummmmmmm

i could still use test subjects.

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You're forensic

You can't really cut up a humanoid while it's alive, now can you?

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You can't really cut up a humanoid while it's alive, now can you?

true, true

*shots someone*

there now its dead :wink:

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Probably anthro, just cause I think they're cool.

Realistically, I'm not being turned into some hunter's "prize". (So for my own safety.....)

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(So for my own safety.....)

So carry a Beretta .50, or a Winchester. And bare your fangs at all who point any sharp object in your direction.

Every kind o' course. You know what they bally well say, the more the merryer.Wot Wot!

Well, that leaves the door open for dirty thoughts, doesn't it.

Think of it this way.

"Research"

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So carry a Beretta .50, or a Winchester. And bare your fangs at all who point any sharp object in your direction.

or...just wear a human mask...people won't even notice.
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or...just wear a human mask...people won't even notice.

Or carry a 4-Bore or Glock 18s. Or a katana. That'd be cool.

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