I love bar jokes. Got some that you heard or have some of your own? They can be long or short, it don't matter. Please share them and have fun doing it
Man walks into a bar. Bartender says, "what will you have?" Man says, "anything, I need to get drunk cos my wife is a cheetah." Bartender says, "my wife too, she's always a lion."
The purpose of this RP is simple, a multi -verse pocket dimension where your OCS and popular characters can mengle and do random fun stuff. The only thing is no sexual activity will take place on this thread. I'd also ask you to respect all site rules, to be civil and respect your fellow members. Be safe and please refer to the site please. Thank you and happy role playing.
There is not a set number limit to role players. It is a drop in drop out RP. As to the location of where this all takes place can vary depending on player preference: an arena, a city, desert plain, etc.
You are surrounded by grey earth and black sky. It's up to you to color it and give it life.
Suddenly someone approaches! Its... SCP-049?
SCP-049: what is this place? How did I get here? Hmmm...guess I'll just wait until someone arrives.
*the ancient plague doctor sits on the gray ground with his arms around his legs and his knees pointed up toward the nose of his white plague mask.*
(RP has started, use an official character from any fandom or an oc you have created.)
(...if no one posts soon, I will close this RP)
Give a brief poem that rhymes and that is no more than four lines. Write about anything, thoughts, feels, current events but try to make it funny.
Roses are red,
Panzies are pink,
I drank too much last night,
And puked in your sink.
Survival on an Unknown Planet.
Background: The Empire of the Federations has been dissolved fell into civil war. Weaken by total damage left unwanted fleets and
armadas invading into The Empire's borders and began to capture various planets and territories, causing chaos and panic leaving the citizens to flee or fight off the invasion. YOU and a few other people who came along with you have escaped from the pursuing fleet from both rebels, invading enemies, and even civilians who turned to ANARCHY. However when all was thought to be over your ship had ran out of fuel and came into contact by a meteorite that was set on a collision course toward an uncharted and unknown planet. Before you have passed out the ship gives a briefing of the planet and the Star System. You and the other crew wake up, barely alive, but you get out of your ship to see you're on the
surface this planet with your ship having to be destroyed when it crash landed on the planet, You're left on your own.
The Planet itself
The planet is the size of your Empire's capital, being around 4000 km has only 3 moons. It has a set of rings, only two shepherd moons maintain this set of rings. The planet is considered to be in the Habitable Zone and is considered to harbor life. The planet has 5 Continents and is covered in oceans of water. Land consists of forests, plains, deserts, jungles, tundras, and mountain ranges. There are plentiful resources such as coal, oil, iron, and other materials. There is a high chance there might be intelligent life that inhabit the planet. Intelligent life may be around Stone Age or Early Bronze Age (Late Neolithic revolution). The Star System that the Planet harbors
The Star is a yellow dwarf, around to be 4.54 billion years old. Has 6 planets; 4 Terrestrial and 2 Gas giants Two planets are within habitable range and can harbor life. Has an asteroid field that's between it's 4th planet and 5th planet The Planet the ship crashed landed is the 3rd This Star System has not been colonized and needs a name. The Main Goal
To survive and explore on the planet while building a new home. Everyone is allowed to have their own choices (I.E form group, or explore to start a new colony on their own.) Colonize the planet. Build a new ship to start exploring the star system Have fun The choices that people make will affect the thread and everyone include and the amount of players I need should be around 4-6 people or so.
I should mention everyone is allowed to have their own RP characters. However, you can only have 1 or 2 characters.